Here is some ways to be annoying!!!
Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to
others that you "like it that way".
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip. . . "
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental
movies.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Name your dog "Dog".
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was "real
hoot.".
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can
of Lysol.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Every time a salesman calls you, say in a very WEIRD voice, "I um, uh, no
understand English." Amanda, HI, USA
Give everyone getting on the elevator name tags and wear yours upsidedown.
Reina, PA, USA
Walk on an elevator with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side. Reina,
PA, USA
Get in a elevator once you are half way fart then press the stop button.
Chris Hutchinson, XX, Australia
Tell someone you're going to call them and that it's very important and they
can't miss the call. Then continously call
pretending to be telemarketers.When they ask why you didn't call, say you
forgot. Lisa, NC, USA
Parler en frangais dans un service exclusivement anglais. Sgodard, XX,
Belgium
Tell your roommate you are a vegetarian, and then leave beef jerky wrappers
all over your room and insist that you did not do
it! Brandi, IA, USA
When in the store, rip one then loudly say, "Boy them tacos be catchin' up
to me now!!!" and pick up a can of beans in the
next isle." theozz, MI, USA
Get a carton of milk then put a brick in it, Put it on the road and hide
behind a bush and watch. Shaun, XX, Australia
Push all the buttons in the elevator and dance to the elevator music. Nicky,
CO, USA
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