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Things your mom would never
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| Things moms would never say: "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too." "Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery" "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week" "Go ahead and keep that stray dog honey, I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day" "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK that's good enough for me." "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for, It's not like I'm running a prison around here." "14 is too late to start dating...you need to experience a steady relationship when you're still young." "I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve" "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve" "Why are you doing your homework? Is the N64 busted again?" "Just push that under the bed, you can always clean it up later." "Wow, maybe I should pierce my nose and navel too!" "Chocolate before dinner? Sure and have a Coke to wash it down." "Why are you taking a bath again? You took one last week. "Don't worry about totaling the car son. Our insurance will cover it." "That's the best you can do? I belched louder than that whent I was seven." "Mortal Kombat looks cool. Can I play too?" |
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