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Things your mom would never
18 Ways to annoy your Public
34 Ways to annoy people
Technology for Country Folks
Hot chili pepper
Music Symphony
Bible Jokes
Giving cat a pill
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| LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truck MEGA HERTZ:When yer not keerful gettin the farwood FLOPPY DISK: What ya git from trying to carry too much farwood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: What to shut whn it's black fly season BYTE: What them black flies do CHIP: Munchies fer the TV MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchies bag MODEM: What ya did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matriz's wife LAP TOP:Whar the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn. MAIN FRAME: What holds up the barn roof ENTER: Notherner talk fer, "C'mon in y'all." |
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