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Bible Jokes
WARNING: These jokes have no resemblance to any Biblical context. For fun
only. :-) Enjoy.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck
out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David: he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
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