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| 34 Ways to annoy people 1)Leave the copying machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch pater, 99 copies. 2)Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 3)Specify that your drive through order is for "dine-in." 4)If you have a glass eye, tap on it while talking to others. 5)Sing along at the opera. 6)Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up." 7)Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think" 8)Practice making fax and modem noises. 9)Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10)Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11)Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophecy." 12)Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 13)Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room. 14)Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15)Adjust the tint on your T.V so that all the peole are green and insist to others that you "like it that way" 16)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 17)Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18)Honk and wave to strangers. 19)Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at their cash register. 20)TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE 21)type only in lower case. 22)dont use any punctuation either 23)Buy a large quantity of large traffic cones and re route whole streets. 24)Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:"Do you hear that?" 25)As much as possible, skip rater than walk. 26)Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No. wait, I messed up", and repeat. 27)Ask people what gender they are. 28)While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29)In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual message" 30)Stomp on little ketchup packets. 31)Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32)Ask your co-workers mysterious questions then scrible their answers down on a notebook. Mutter somthng about 'psychological profiles' 33)Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend theier party cause you're not in the mood. 34)I deleted this one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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