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| 18 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate |
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| 18 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate 1)Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2)Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3)Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5)Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!!! My glass eye!!" 6)Say ****, this water is cold." 7)Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8)Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9)Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10)Say,"Intersting....more sinkers than floaters" 11)Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 12)Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 13)Say, "****, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 14)Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 15)Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicusly lay down your "cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 16)Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 17)%$&^ ^%*&^%%^& ^(*&^*&^&^(*& 18)%&^%*&^%^&* ^%&*^%)^)*&^0)(*&(*& $^%$$%^$ |
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