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The O. J. Simpson trial told by Docter Suess


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The Oj Trial as Told by Dr. Suess

I did not kill my lovely wife
I did not slash her with a knife
I did not bonk her on the head
I did now know that she was dead

I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab, then took a flight
The bag I had was just for me
By bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be

When I came home I had a gash
My hand was cut from broken glass
I cut my hand on broken glass
A broken glass did cause the gash

I have nothing yet to hide
My friend, he took me for a ride
Did you take this person's life?
Did you slash her with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not, kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not anytime

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop the bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above
I can not even wear that glove.

I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not anytime

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn
And to my family, whom I love
Hey now I'm free...Give me back my glove!!









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