What kind of fart do you have??? - You better hold your nose, some of these are pretty stinky! - Weird Stuff - http://maxpages.com/fruity/what_kind_of_fart_do_you

Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart
you are.
1-AMBITIOUSAlways ready for a fart.

2-LAZYJust fizzles

3-AMIABLELikes to smell others farts

4-SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts

5-CARELESSFarts in church

6-SMART ALECFarts when ladies are present.

7-CLEVERFarts and coughs at same time

8-SCIENTIFICBottles his farts

9-STINGYBelches instead of farting to save his asshole

10-FOOLISHFarts and laughs.

11-SHYBlushes even when he farts silently.

12-CONCIETEDThinks he can fart loudest.

13-UNLUCKYTries to fart and shits pants.

14- TIMIDJumps when he farts.

15-BEWILDEREDcan't tell his own farts from others.

16-SLOVENLYFarts and fizzles, rots his pants.

17-NERVOUSStops in middle of fart.

18-MISERABLECan't fart

19-CONFUSEDFace looks so much like ass, Farts don't
know where to go.

20-GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart.

21-SNEAKYFarts and blames it on the dog.

22-DISAPPOINTEDTheir farts dont stink.

23-FRESH GUYJumps in front of you and farts.

24-BIG BULLYFarts louder than everyone else.

25-DELUDEDEnjoys all farts thinking they are his.

26-CUTEDiscovers from farts what others have eaten.

27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"

28-DAMNED MEANFarts in bed and pulls covers over
wife's head.

29-MUSICALTenor or bassClear as a bellSmells like
shitSounds like hell

30-HONESTFarts and blames in on the hostess.

31-LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks
like hell simultaneously.

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