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| What kind of poopies do you have??? |
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come
out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it
in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times
and still feels
unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between
your butt and your
underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done
poopieing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize
that you have to poopie
some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you
strain so much to get
it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so
huge, your afraid to flush
without first breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot
is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you
want to poopie, but all
you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly
coming out, you'd swear it
was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that
comes out of your butt so
fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid
shoots out of your butt
and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't
smell.
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet
because you are sure your
about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into
the toilet even though
you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a
shake or two will cut
it loose.
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