Top twenty reasons Chocolate is better then Sex - ........even though sex is pretty good too - Weird Stuff - http://maxpages.com/fruity/Chocolate_is_better_then

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN
SEX:EVEN THOUGH SEX IS PRETTY GOOD..!!

1)You can GET chocolate.

2)"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real
meaning with chocolate.

3)Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4)You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5)You can make chocolate last as long as you want it
to.

6)You can have chocolate even in front of your parents

7)If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't
mind.

8)Two people of the same sex can have chocolate
without being called nasty names.

9)The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10)You can have chocolate on top of your
workbench/desk during working hours

11)You can ask a stranger for chocolate without
getting your face
slapped.

12)You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13)With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14)Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15)You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16)Good chocolate is easy to find.

17)You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can
handle.

18)You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19)When you have chocolate it does not keep your
neighbors awake.
20)With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Sign Guestbook

View Guestbook

The one, the only.....can i have a drum roll please-Kari!
222222222222
somewhere	in	nowhere
a place in a land far away where there are kings and horses and knights....ex.
c-a-l-l a-t-t c-a-l-l a-t-t c-a-l-l a-t-t
Fax 1-800- I-STUPID
lbass4me@aol.com

Visitors: 00354

Page Updated Thu Mar 30, 2000 1:16am EST