Smelly Cat
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault!
They Won't take you to the vet
your Obviously not their favorite pet
May not be a bed of roses
And your no friend of those with noses
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault!
Holiday Song
Went to the store
Sat on Santas lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap
Said all you need is to write him a song
You haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
Don't sing along!
Monica, Monica
Have a happy haunukah
Saw santa clause
He said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey
Christmas will be snowy!
Rachel and Chandler
Hasamdhwjaswa Handler!
Double Jointed Boy
He was the double, double, (pause) double jointed boy
Grandma
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you train and a bright shiney bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner
Your mom and your dad say she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
Cow Burger
Now the cow in the meadow goes moo
Now the cow in the meadow goes moo
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hambugers
Nowwwww chickens!
Little Black Curly Hair
I found you in my bed
How'd you wind up there
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair

Suicide and Snowman
I made a man made out of coal
With a smile so bewitchin
How was i supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen |