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| Now this proves that we don't only like movies that have people from Friends in it |
We rate our movies with money signs. 1 money sign ($) means that we didn't like the movie. 5 money signs means ($$$$$) means that the movie was great.


Movie: See Spot Run
Rated: PG (for poop humor, but who doesn't love that)
Mallahan & Bennett Rating: $$$$.5
Review:
We had been waiting all summer for the movie event of the year. Finally it came out to theaters and our friends and us were there. Ohh you know what movie we're talking about, SEE SPOT RUN!
The movie features the greatest mailman in town, Gordon Smith (David Arquette). He is the mailman that fears only one thing...dogs. Gordon's life gets turned around once he gets stuck baby-sitting the love of his life's
(Leslie Bibb) kid(Angus T Jones). On the other side of town a crime has taken place. But the toughest dog has it all under control. We are talking about Agent 11. Gordon under no will of his own ends up having to take care of Agent 11 and the kid. An immature mail guy taking care of a dog and and a rowdy little kid do not mix. Hyjinx ensued.
David Arquette (Ready To Rumble, Never Been Kissed) is very hilarious is this goofy movie. Like in one of the best scenes in the movie where he break dances. He is very good at acting funny but we know of his serious roles too. Leslie Bibb (TV's Popular) is barely in this movie and isn't really that good in it anyway. She's a new actress so we won't be that hard on her. Angus T. Jones is one of the cutest little kids we have ever seen! Even though he is a young kid he is a pretty good actor. Other cast includes Michael Clark Duncan (The Whole Nine Yards, The Green Mile) and Anthony Anderson (Urban Legends: Final Cut, Me Myself and Irene). These two guys were also very comical, especially Anthony.
Overall we found this movie to be totally roofus and we would recommend it to kids under the age of 12 or HUGE fans of David Arquette like we are.

Movie: Fear
Rated: R (for Mark Whalberg BARE CHEST)
Mallahan & Bennett Rating: $$$$

Review:
Being Reese Witherspoon fans we decided to rent this movie a couple years ago and it was well worth it.
A.Reese Witherspoon is cool.
B.Mark Whalberg is really hot.
C.Mark has a Brooklyn accent (which is hot)
D. Mark Whalberg is hot
The movie centers around a lovely family in Seattle. Nicole's(played by Reese)life seems to be so perfect. She had friends. Then one day she meets David(Marky) who seems to be the love of her life. Then something happens to David and everything turns terribly wrong.
Mark Whalberg 's performance as a psycho was brilliant. Even though his character is a psycho it's very hard not to love him(cause if you didn't know, Mallahan&Bennett think that he's really hot). Reese Witherspoon is very good in this thriller/drama. She has the capabilities to play pretty much whatever role she wants. All we have to say about Alyssa Milano(who plays Nicole's best friend) is that she says the best line in the entire movie.
Yes they are still upcoming...we just wrote three and forgot to do any of these!
$Ready To Rumble (*David Arquette, Scott Caan)
$Starstruck (*Jamie Kennedy)
$Buffy The Vampire Slayer(*Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry)
$Never Been Kissed(*Drew Barrymore, David Arquette)
$Moulin Rouge(*Ewan Mcgregor, Nicole Kidman) |
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