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| Mallahan & Bennett are at it again. But this time it's all about TV. |
Remember, 5 money signs($$$$$) is the best and 1 money sign($) is the worst.
Season 9
1.The One Where No One Proposes
Mallahan:$$$
Bennett: $$.5
Comments: Through all the waiting during the summer where was the episode? That Love triange is OLD. Joey is too good for Rachel...I mean she turned him down already! Where the heck was Pheobe? The only thing that was keeping this ep from a 1 or a 2 was Monica and Chandler's antics...ohh yeah Elliot Gould(Mon and Ross's dad) that guy is funny.
2. The One Where Emma Cry's
Mallahan: $$$$
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: SOOOO Much better than the first one, we were getting worried there for a bit. The Joey "Quote Marks" thing was soo funny and adorable at the same time...back to old Joey. Yeah also when he kept on punching Ross. Ross was like pissy through the whole thing though, annoying! Chandler falling asleep at work, hysterical. But what if they move! SADDDD. Also, Kinda ironic that Monica is the only one that can handle Rachel's baby.
3.The One With The Pediatrician
Mallahan: $$$$.5
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: Monica(talking about Ross): "He kept having this recurring dream...That I was going to eat him." (That is all we have to say about that episode being funny)
4.The One With The Sharks
Mallahan: $$$.5
Bennett: $$$.5
Comments: Chandler can still be responsible for the funniest plot line even though he is thousands of miles away in Oklahoma. Keep Paul Rudd around for awhile, there is finally some to complement Pheobe.
5.The One With Pheobe's Birthday Dinner
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:(Bennett didn't see it cause of Halloween...and she wasnt smart enough to tape haha)
Comments: WAIT TILL SHE SEE'S IT
6. The One With The Male Nanny
Mallahan: $$$$
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: Freddie Prinze Jr. should be on all the time. How cute is he? He totally makes up for the crappy guest appearence by Denise Richards. Now Reese Witherspoon just needs to come back.
7. The One With Ross' Inapropriate Song
Mallahan: $$$$
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: Baby Got Back... How old are they? That frigtened us to our very core!...but still hilarious at the same time. The Richard video plotline was funny(we knew they were gonna bring him back up eventually), and Pheobe with the snoody rich accent GREAT haha. "There are 13 bathrooms in this place, and I threw up in the coat closet."
8. The One With Rachel's Other Sister
Mallahan: $$$$
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: Where was Reese Witherspoon? We want Reese Witherspoon back! Christina Applegate was not funny. Monica fretting about her plates all through Thanksgiving and Chandler breaking the whole box of plates, back to classic plot lines. All and All a good episode just another stupid guest star. Ohh and all of you that didn't know that Reese Witherspoon was on Friends, and now ya do stop telling us that, we already knew!
9.The One With Rachel's Phone Number
Mallahan: $$$
Bennett: $$$
Comments: Why is Rachel always part of the title of the episode when that character is most often part of the dumb plot lines(once again we will state, we like Jennifer Aniston, but Rachel is stupid)? Ross made Paul Rudd's character extremely boring! Paul Rudd is soo cute! But what was with Ross hiding the phone number at the end...ohoh what's gonna happen there! Monica, Chandler and Joey as a team are the greatest! Their plot lines are holding this show together.
10.The One With The Christmas In Tulsa
Mallahan: $$$$.5
Bennett: $$$$
Comments: Another flash back episode. Those are, and will always be, classic! This one would have gotten a 5 from both of us, but stupid Selma Blair. GOSH we hate her! We have for awhile. She was mixed in with cute little Friends memories...and she sorta reuined it.

Season 8
1.The One After "I Do".
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:$$$$1/2
Comments: Yay! Monica and Chandler married and Ross is dancing with little girls! Hilarious. And don't forget oh my gosh Rachel is pregnant.
2.The One With The Red Sweater
Mallahan:$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$1/2
Comments: It should have been Gunther!
3:The One Where Rachel Tells...
Mallahan:$$$
Bennett:$$$
Comments: Where the heck did Monica and Chandler even go on their honeymoon??? Back to all the Ross and Rachel Crap. Also, thank god the father is not Tag. If we had to look at that kid anymore we would have died!
4. The One With The Videotape
Mallahan:$$$$$
Bennett:$$$$$
Comments: Monica:" Is that another joke??" Chandler: "Is that another question?"
5.The One With Rachels Date
Mallahan:$$$
Bennett:$$$1/2
Comments: TOBY LOL. OHH yeah and the guy who works for Monica is PRETTY CUTE. He's in a car commercial!
6.The One With The Halloween Party
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$1/2
Comments: SEE FULL REVIEW BELOW
7.The One With The Stain
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$1/2
Comments: (talking about the maid 'stealing' her clothes)Monica:"There is a stain on the right cup, you cant miss it." Chandler:"You need new clothes."
8.The One With The Stripper
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$1/2
Comments: Chandler and Joey wearing party hats HAHA
9.The One With The Rumor
Mallahan:$$$$$
Bennett:$$$$$
Comments: Mallahan: Could Brad Beee any hotter!!
Bennett: OOHH HELL YEAH!
10.The One With The Boots
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$1/2
Comments: Pheobe:"The Pen(putting in bag)...that Sting gave to Pheobe."
11.The One With Ross' Step Forward
Mallahan:$$$
Bennett:$$$
Comments: Bonnie Summerville sucks!
12.The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$$
Comments: We get to see Joey cute! Picks Rachel up at the door....awwww.
13.The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:$$$1/2
Comments: Chandler:"What do you think. It's 4:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules!" LOL
14.The One With The Secret Closet
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:$$$$
Comments: OMG Monica is messy!! Well a little
15.The One With The Birthing Video
Mallahan:$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$1/2
Comments: OHH brings back memories of 8th grade health class!
16.The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:$$$$
Comments: POOR JOEY!!!
17.The One With The Tea Leaves
Mallahan:$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$
Comments: Rachel telling Joey that her boss wants to buy her baby is HYSTERICAL!! Oh and poor Pheobe her relationships always are dead ends.
18. The One In Massapequa
Mallahan:$$$$1/2
Bennett:$$$$
Comments: Alec Baldwin is really FUNNY. Monica is also funny haha.
19.The One With Joeys' Interview
Mallahan:$$$$$
Bennett:$$$$$
Comments: Flash back eps are always CLASSIC.
20. The One With The Baby Shower
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett:$$$$
Comments:Rachels mom changed, she was mean this time. "I BAMBOOZLED CHANDLER". OHH man and then when Monica fell down the stairs at the end. Hysterically laughing.
21. The One With The Cooking Class
Mallahan:$$$$
Bennett: $$$$$
Comments: Rachel" Horny Bitch." (woman flirting with Ross looks at her." Rachel: (Playing with stuffed animal)"No you're a horny bitch..horny bitch."
22. The One Where Rachel Is Late
Mallahan:$$$$.5
Bennett: $$$$.5
Comments: WOW Rachel was really bitchy...hmm it was the pregnancy but still annoying. Also really funny that they bet on when she will have the baby.
23.The One Where Rachel Has A Baby
Mallahan:$$$$$
Bennett:$$$$$
Comments: JANICE AGAIN! And YAY monica and Chandler want a baby...awww. BABY FOR RACHEL. OHOH and SUSPENSE SUSPENSE we dont want to wait through the SUMMER! Joey and Rachel(yeah yeah) or Rachel and Ross(ohoh NOO)
ONE MORE SEASON AHHHHH. Now we are going to tell you about two of our favorites for this year!
Mallahan: This season so far has been one of the best and so It was very hard to decide on one show. Even though I didn't give it 5 money signs(I gave it 4 1/2) I would have to say my favorite is the Halloween one. Who could resist Chandler in a bunny costume or Joey dressed up as Chandler! Too funny. Episodes that feature Friends in costumes are genious. I mean I still laugh hysterically whenever I see Ross dressed as an Armidillo!Everyone in this episode was funny. Chandler and Monica arm wrestling at the end and Chandler loosing is a classic moment. The only bad thing about this episode was Sean Penn.Which is exactly why It didn't get the full 5 money signs. He just wasn't funny...he may be a good actor but not a "Friends" actor. One last thing is that this was the first Halloween episode of Friends so it's a classic all by it's self!
Bennett: Even though I'm not too pleased with the whole Ross and Rachel hullabaloo coming back again, I think that the one with the videotape was a very ingenious and hillarious episode. It was hard to make a decision between the videotape, Brad Pitt, and Chandler dressed as a pink bunny. But in the end I chose the videotape for two reasons 1. You get to see Rachel make a fool of herself; and 2. Ross is acting jittery and troubled again with another 'dry period' of his. Plus Phoebe and Joey are spitting out one hillarious joke after another and ganging up on Monica and Chandler for not getting them any souvineirs. There has been a number of other episodes with tapes in them; e.g., Rachel and Monica's prom and Chandler's own rendition of 'Space Oddity'; But this one can still be counted as an origionally superb and an all-time-greatest episode.
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