The Mallahan & Bennett Official Entertainment Awards 2002 - (Because other award shows suck.) - Television

This year we decided to have our own awards, cause we all know the Oscars are a major snooze! We made our own categories and our own nominees that reflect more of a teen point of view. There's no class here! Just a bunch of fun.

Best Movie:
Eight Legged Freak
About A Boy
Death to Smoochy
The Good Girl
Serving Sara

And The Winner Is...EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS(and the crowd goes wild!)

Best Actor:
David Arquette (Eight Legged Freaks)
Hugh Grant (About A Boy)
Edward Norton (Death to Smoochy)
John Cusack (Serendipity)
Jake Gylenhaal (The Good Girl)

And The Winner Is...Jake Gylenhaal!

Best Actress:
Renee Zellwigger (Chicago)
Jennifer Aniston (The Good Girl)
Courteney Cox Arquette (Get Well Soon)
Sandra Bullock (Two Weeks Notice)
Britany Murphy (Don't Say A Word)

And The Winner Is...Courteney Cox Arquette!

Best Supporting Actor/tress:
James Franco (Spiderman)
Ewan McGregor (Star Wars: Attack of the Clones)
Freddie Prinz Jr. (Scooby Doo)
Matthew Lillard (Scooby Doo)
Michael Vartan (One Hour Photo)
Colin Ferrel (Minority Report)
Zooey Deschanel (The Good Girl)
Linda Cardelini (Scooby Doo)
Scarlet Johanson (Eight Legged Freaks)
Riley Smith (Eight Legged Freaks)

And The Winner Is...OH my gosh it's a TIE! The award goes to James Franco and Zooey Deschanel

Best Couple in a Movie:
Hugh Grant & Sandra Bullock (Two Weeks Notice)
David Arquette & Kari Wuhrer (Eight Legged Freaks)
Freddie Prinz Jr & Sarah Michelle Geller (Scooby Doo)
Adam Sandler & Winona Ryder (Mr. Deeds)
Jonathan Jackson & that gilmore girl (Tuck Everlasting)

And The Winner Is...Hugh and Sandra!

Best Movie Made in Whatcom County(where we live)(and no hillary swank movies dont apply)(sorry insider Whatcom County Joke!):
The Ring
3000 Miles to Graceland (we think...)
Practical Magic (doesnt have to be recent!)

And The Winner Is...The Ring!

Worst Movie:
Dragonfly
Life or Something Like It
Reign of Fire
Showtime
The Rookie

And The Winner Is...Showtime!

Worst Actor:
Hayden Christenson (Star Wars: Attack of the Clones)
Christian Bale (Reign of Fire)
Tobey McGuire (Spiderman)
James Van Der Beek (Rules of Attraction)
Kevin Costner (Dragonfly)

And The Winner Is...Hayden Christenson!

Worst Actress:
Sarah MIchelle Geller (scooby Doo)
Angelina Jolie (Life or Something Like It)
Beyonce Knowles (Austin Powers in Goldmember)
Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman)
Cameron Diaz (The Sweetest Thing)

And The Winner Is...Beyonce Knowles

Best TV Show:
Friends
Boston Public
ER
That 70's Show
Oliver's Twist
Trading Spaces

And The Winner Is...FRIENDS(duh)

Hottest TV Personality:
Matthew Perry (Friends)
Ty Pennington (Trading Spaces)
Jamie Oliver (Oliver's Twist)
Carson Daly (TRL)
Ashton Kutcher (That 70's Show)
Michael Vartan (Alias)

And The Winner Is...Matthew Perry(duh as well)

Best Talk Show Host:
And The Winner Is...Conan O'Brien (no need for any other nominees)

Hottest Reality Show Contestants: (RR=Road Rules, RW= Real World)
Blair (RR)
Chadwick (RR)
Mark (RR)
Colin (RW)
Yes (RR)

And The Winner Is...BLAIR(yes we realize that we don't know his last name and that this is a lame catergorie!)

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