Billy went to school one day and asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom.The teacher said sure Billy but do you know your alphabet?He said no.OS the teacher said well when you go home today learn it.So when Billy got he asked his mom who was on a very important phone call Hey mom what is the first letter of the alphabet?Shut up she said. So he went to his siter who just won a radio contest and asked hey sis what is the second letter of the alphabet?She said yes,yes,yes,yes!!! So he went to his brother who was watching batman and said hey bro what is the third letter of the alphabet?He said Dun na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!So he went to his dad who was cooking and asked hey dad what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?He siad BUNS ON FIRE,BUNS ON FIRE,BUNS ON FIRE!!!So he went to his grandpa who was reading the newspaper and said Hey grandpa what is the fifth letter of the alphabet.Trash now leave me alone he said.The next day,Billy went to school and asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom?The teacher said yes Billy but do you know your alphabet?She said ok what is the first letter?He said Shut up!!!Then she said Do you wanna go to the principals office then Billy said Yes.yes,yes,yes!!!Then the principal asked him who do you think you are Dun na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!THen while the principal was spanking Billy he said Buns on fire,buns on fire,buns on fire!!!Then the Principal asked him who do you think i am?Then Billy said Trash,now leave me alone.The next day when Billy was calmed down he asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom the teacher said yes Billy but do you know your alphabet?he said yes,A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o, ,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,and z. That's good Billy but where is the "P"?About to run down my pants in 3 seconds |