The top ten worst toons :) - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/frenz/Worst

#10- Tweety Bird- You know there's a problem when every single kid
roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of
humor. No personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling.
I knew kids like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the
front of the bus, and got me in trouble.

#9- Grape Ape- A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name. And
he does so non-stop for a half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and
Goliath covet their neighbors model airplane."

#8- Olive Oyl- Am I the only one out there who thought this was one
lady NOT worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode!
She talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a
cheap hat. Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better! Plus,
Olive can never decide if she wants to date that jerk Bluto, (Brutus), or
not. The girl is just bad news.

#7- Petunia Pig- Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? She was a real
zero. What was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good?
Come on, who did they think they're fooling. We all know Porky is gay.

#6- Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers- What were they thinking?
Were they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And
how come every cartoon teenager plays in crumby rock band? An awful,
and thankfully shortlived idea.

#5- Pepe LePew- Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual
harassment? Let's take a good look at this character; a horny, rapist
skunk who's attracted to other species! NOT good for the kids.
Plus, worse still, he's French.

#4- Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats- How weak was this
"Fred" clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I
knew Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine. Let
me tell you something...you're no Fred.

#3- Zan and Zana, the Wondertwins- How many times do we have to
say it? Leave the crimefighting to the professionals!
They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a
long time ago. There's no room for dead weight in this game.

#2- Kazoo, from the Flintstones- It's like "Hmmm, a miniature,
green spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a
stretch. I know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um,
could I get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?

#1- Scrappy Doo- And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy
ruined Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono
of Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore.
It's too upsetting.

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