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| If man was meant to do homework, he'd have been born with a brain. Life is like a bottle of soju, if you drink it too fast, you'll end up throwing up everywhere. Never depend on a woman. They can never be depended upon. Baseball is all wrong . . . a man with four balls cannot walk! Panties aren't the best thing on earth, but next to it. He who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger. War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. There is no such thing as a big beer. I am Filipino, therefore, I am cool. He who drinks beer gets drunk. Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. But, not me. Mine sorta makes a pathetic whining sound. May your life be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful. Never ask a woman about another man. If she tells you the truth, you won't like the answer. If she lies, you wouldn't find out anyway. Beer is not a good coctail party drink. Especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk. The best of life is but intoxication. There is nothing wrong with drinking if you know why you drink. I know why I drink. I drink to get bagged. Beer- it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Never drink and drive. You might spill your beer. There are three types of people in this world. One's that can counts, and ones that can't. :) |
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