1. Hum the first 6 notes of 'Happy B-day' over, and over.
2. Look at any adult and loudly shout 'YOU! I knew it was YOU!
3. Ask people if you can push the buttons on the elevator for them!
4. Act totally suprised when the elevator doors open and close by themselves.
5. Smack yourself in the head and scream 'will you shut up!!'
6. Quietly say to yourself (but loud enough so others can hear) 'No, don't come for me! No! I didn't do it! I hear your voices! No, not the dogs! No!
7. When the elevator moves up and down moan 'Oh, my motion sickness, and lean your head into your shopping bag.
8. Pick a person (preferbly with a kid) and ask them a billion and one questions such as 'How old is the baby, Whats their name, whats your name, how old is the baby, don't worry I wont ask how old you are.'
9. Peek inside your shopping bag and say 'Enough Air??'
10. Giggle and laugh for no peticular reason. Then start to stop and start again. Hold your stomace and then say to the air, 'stop, stop making me laugh!'
11. Tap someone on the sholder and say 'Their you are!!' and they will say ' Do i know you?' and you say ' No But Their you Are'.
12. Kneel down and bang your hands on the floor and chant " The Horses are coming". |