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I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our hardworking teachers
The aliens took it back to Betelgeuse as an example of fine Earth literature
The headmaster called me while I was doing it and I couldn't get off the phone till way past my bed time.
It's against my religion to do homework on a day ending in a "y"
I was being followed on the way to school by spies so I had to eat it to avoid it falling into enemy hands
My dog ate it, then my science project ate my dog.
Oh, you meant this week !
I forgot to remember
It was too complex for the ideas of the school.
It was dismembered by my pet.
I was unable to do it ? I was in the emergency room.
There was a death in the family.
My religion doesn't believe in homework.
There has been a shortage of food in my house, and paper contains necessary dietary fibres.
Hitler burnt my books.
You wouldn't understand it anyway.


If you have any excuses for not having your H.W tell me and ill add them but the ones ive got are from Me,jason,Spencer and ryan















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