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| -You've ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend. -You find yourself interrupting computer store salesman to correct something he said. -The first thing you notice when walking in a business is their computer system. ...and offer advice on how you would change it. -You've ever mounted a magnetic tape reel. -You own any shareware. -You know more IP addresses than phone numbers. -You've ever accidentally dialed an IP address. -Your friends use you as tech support. -You've ever named a computer. -You have your local computer store on speed dial. -You can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers. -Co-workers have to E-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building. -You've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry. -Your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't. -You check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window). -You know more URLs than street addresses. -Your pet has a web page. -You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link. -You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you. -You have ever had a dream involving computers. -You have ever modified an ini file. -You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth. -You start tilting your head sideways to smile. -You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E- mail on your way back to bed. -You've entered that USR X2 contest so many times you get e-mail saying "Forget it, Mike you are not going to win, just go buy the modem". -You know what the USR X2 contest is. -If you have ever dozed off while at the computer. -Have ever e-mailed yourself . -The tech support folks at your ISP call YOU for the tough ones. -You have more than one copy of the same version of software on your machine. -You have ever submitted a tip to windows95.com. -You have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the phone. -You are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza. |
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