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Im gonna be truthful now i didnt get all these right i got one wrong but they are pretty hard so GOOD LUCK :)
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge put the giraffe in and close the door.
How do you put and elephant in a fridge?
Open the door take the giraffe out and pput the elepahnt in and close the door.
The lion king is hosting an animal confrence and all the animals attend except one which was it?
The elephant because he was in the fridge
OK this is the one that i got wrong its very tricky.
There is a river you must cross but is inhabited by crocidiles how do you manage it?
Swim accross all the crocidiles are at the confrence.
Second set these are different. My mum had these sent to her inbox from a college at work.
Below are four(4) questions.
You have to anser them instantly.
You can't take your time,
answer all of them immediately.
Ok? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready?
GO!!!(scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are.....?
Anwer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: VERY tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer....
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it?
Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day.
Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters:
1.Nana. 2. Nene. 3. Nini. 4. Nono.
what is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again!
You ARE the WEAKEST LINK11111 Good-bye!!! |
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