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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Law but Aren't!!

10. Have you looked through her breifs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counseler. let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last moment.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the hundcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gavce her the stiffest one he could.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't :

1. Think you can get off me?

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren't!!

10. Nuts, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked that one.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1. Hold up, I need to wash my balls first.

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't!!

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just a stick it in my box.
7. If I lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!
5. HMMMMMMM...I think it's outta fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's anm entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in work but isn't:

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while she just sits there!

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