Create your own website today!
Update your website
Vote for this Site
Statistics
Refer This Site
To A Friend
Home

Gender Jokes
sexist jokes
Definitions By Gender
Male Expressions
Jokes
Dumb blonde jokes
Funny stories
essex girls jokes
racist jokes
brunette Jokes
Ways to describe dumb people
Dumb Blonde Jokes p2
Funny Stories Page 2
Racist Jokes Complete set
Micelaneous
About Me
excuses for homework
excuses for being on the phone
Trick Qeustions
Quotes
how to survive Birmingham
how to tell its a bad day
Top Ten
Why The English Language Sucks
Insults
Phobias
The Stella awards
Answer Phone Messages
Bohimian Rapsody alternate
Anarchy
How To Fuck With People
School Havoc
Home Made Napalm
Mutants
Knuckle Duster
Funny
Fuck
What to do in a shopping mall
Things weve learnt from movies
Reasons why
insanity
How To Survive A Horror Movie
Book titles
DONT say to a pig
Which comdom do you use
Things to do in a lift
Parents
Cyber Sex
Just Plain Stupid
Funny Questionaire
Infomation
Little did you know facts
Sex facts
Hacking FAQ
Modern Fairy Tales
Rumplestiltskin
3 Little Pigs
Little Red Riding Hood
Hansel And Gretel
The Emporers New Clothes
Cinderella
Other . .
Naked pics of me
Pick up lines
Pick Up Lines
Spells etc . .
Astral Travel
Dream Recall
Hypnosis
Computers
Windows Error Messages
Windows Jokes
You Know Your Online Too much
You May Be A Geek If
Microsoft Vs Apple
Bill Gates Goes To Hell
Poems sort of things
FuNnY rHyMes
Poems
Text messages




  NEW! Poetry and Doll Maker with Galleries!     [Learn About Our Ecommerce]
Graphics Gallery!




Sign Guestbook

View Guestbook





Image by Adam








Bak 2 bak,front 2 front,on d table,lick d cunt,stick it in,do ur ting,do it hard & make her sing,tense ur body feel d cum,den let it rip into her bum!

Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch my cum drip down your chin!

kneel be4 him, suck him slo, oh his c*ck is nice 2 blo,up n down along his knob, nice and gentle with ur gob,suk and lik his lovely prick,n when he comes swallow quick!

lips r 4 snoggin,beds r 4 rockin,clits r 4 caresin,clothes r 4 undressin,ears r 4 licking,tits 4 sucking,the clock is ticking so lets get fucking

Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,it cant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Be a lady,Not a nun,Open wide and have some fun,Big or small,Thick or thin, Vasline will get it in

Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make me cum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

Sex is evil and evil's a sin, but sins are forgiven, so lets get stuck in!!

roses r straight,violets r twisted,bend over luv,your about 2 get fisted.roses make me laugh violets make me titter,your a dirty cunt & u luv it up the shitter

Eat me,beat me,bite me,blow me,suck me,fuck me,very slowly,and if you kiss me dont be sassy,use ur tongue and make it nasty!

Let it dribble, let it flow, flip me over, go real slow, slap me hard den pick up speed, a rite good fuck is what i need!

Roses are red, Veins are blue, theres one in my dick waiting for you!

roses r red,poems r corny,take me 2bed,cos i'm feelin horny,when roses r red,they're ready 2b plucked, when i c u nxt,ur gonna get fucked!

The sky is blue,the grass is green,the harder i fuck,the louder the scream,the louder the scream,the harder i fuck,so gimme a ring n u mite b in luck!


Fax
Heinous-Poems
What do you think of Heinous-Poems?

witwooo@hotmail.com

Domain Lookup
         www..
Get www.yourdomainofchoice.com for your site with services!




.

Visitors: 11003
Page Updated Thu May 29, 2003 9:23am EDT