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Havoc For Back 2 School 1.If you use the white boards instead of blackboards use permanent markers on them!!! 2.Flood the toilets by pouring washing up liquid down the bowl. 3.If your teacher has a WOODEN chair sneak into the class room when no-one is looking and saw half way through two or three of the legs when the sucker sits down they get humiliated and laughed at by everyone 4.If your teacher sends you out of the room for being a little wanker shout "sieg heil!" and salute them in the hitler way 5. While in I.T if possible restart in ms-dos mode and key in FORMAT C: Then ENTER 6.Does your teacher bring a mug of coffee to class ?? well if they do put an insect or some correction fluid in it !!! 7. After a long sweaty match of football replace someones deoderant with fart spray or silly string ! 8.Brake an ink cartridge in an expensive text book while no-one is looking 9.At the school photocopier put a black sheet of paper on and scan loads of copies off.this wastes a lot of ink and paper 10.Draw a book full of chariactures of your teachers and leave it on a desk. 11.Put posters up at school like 'REBEL AGAINST SCHOOL FUCK YOU TEACHERS ARE WANKERS SKINHEADS RULE ETC'..glue to wall so it cant easily be removed 12.In a science lab when using a bunsen burner get someones pen and melt it .then throw it at a wall ,it will probably stick due to the melted plastic 13.Whist in a test make funny noises but do it discreetly.mumble something like this every ten seconds "ni ni" "meeeeeeeep" or shhhhhhhh 14.Eat or chew your worksheet.. 15. Get some sparklers that kids have(about ten) and then scrape all the stuff off the metal stick put it in a small container then get a piece o of paper .use the paper as a fuse now light the paper and run!!THE RESULT IS A VERY BRIGHT LIGHT (this shit gets really hot and could burn you easily 16.Tke the files out of a filing cabinet and mix them all up .now they wont know where the fuck anything is!!or you can take the files and burn them 17.Seal the class register and burn it 18.Shove paper and other shit inside the exhaust of one of the teachers cars exhaust 19.Set a firework off in the hall 20.Daw all over the walls |
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