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Reasons why.... Reasons why Scooby Doo was a drug-influenced cartoon.... 1. Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy. 2. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies. 3. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him. 4. Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where they were going. 5. They were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some costumes and entertained the monster. 6. Shaggy always said "like" to the extreme, i.e. "like ZOIKS, Scoob, let's get outta here!!" What's a zoik? 7. Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who knows what). 8. They drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy design on it's side. 9. Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing. 10. Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., 'nuff said. Reasons Why The Bible would be different if written by college students..... 1. 'Blood of Christ' switched from red wine to keg beer. 2. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold! 3. Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. 4. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. 5. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food. 6. Paul's Letter to the Romans becomes Paul's E-Mail To: abuse@romans.gov 7. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 8. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon. 9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen. 10. Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement. Reasons Why E-Mail is like a Male Reproductive Organ.... 1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. 2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy). 5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done. 6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun. 7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses. 8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently. 9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble. 11. Play with it too much and you can go blind. ( Complete bollocks ) Reasons Why I'm so tired... For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, exercise, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason; I'm tired because I'm overworked. Let me explain... The population of the United Stated is 239 million. 106 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 83 million who are underage or still in school, and 3 people who are still working on their PhD's since the 50's, which leave 49.99997 million to do the work. Four million, four hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred seventy are in the Armed Forces, which leaves forty five and a half million to do the civilian work. Of this there are 29.4 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 18.5 million to do the work. Half that many work for State and City Governments, and leaving 1,400,000 to do the work. Now, there are 895,798 people in prisons, so that leaves 504,202 to do the work. There are 504,200 people being treated in hospitals, at doctor appointments, or on sick leave today. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. ...and you're sitting there playing around on the internet. |
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