This is funny. If you don't think so you may be upper
management at McDonnell-Douglas. This allegedly was posted very
briefly on the McDonnell-Douglas Website by an employee there who
obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not
have a sense of humor and made the web department take it down
immediately.. ...

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