I'm a poet and i dont know it - Hey that ryhmed - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/foxyfun/FuNnY

Most of these may appear on text messages but i dont care because i dont know any so send them into me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (dont tell anyone that i begged) *get's up off his knees*

Walking down the lane swinging my chain copper approaches asking my name pulled out my life clickety click opened his trousers and off with his dick 24 years in a county jail scratching my balls with a rusty nail one day i woke up and all i found was half a pube lying on the ground.

A man climbed dynamite hill and took a dynamite pill and his ass back fired and his balls retired and his dick shot over the hill.

Sex drugs rock'n'roll speed weed birth control lifes a bitch then you die so fuck the world and let's get

Oral sex can be so fine when your in a 69 first you start to shake and shiver then you cum like a river when it's finnished dont complain just wipe ya lip's and start again.

Ali G Poem
Hickery dickery dock dis bitch was sucking me cock the clock struck two
and me squrted me goo then wiped me dick on her frock.

Sex is good sex is fine doggy style or 69 just for fun or getting laid every 1 likes getting paid
and if you want me in the sack then lip ya lips and text me back.

God made butter and god made cheese and god made you for me to squeeze
God made whisky and god made pepsi and god made you so god damn sexy.

Let me tell you what I wanna do
Let me show you that I'm feelin' you
Wanna sex, wanna ride with you
Wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you
Can't get enough of you
Always taken of you

If I were a dog,
And you were a flower,
I'd lift up my leg,
And give you a shower.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty,
Just like your head.

I
I did
I did this
I did this to
I did this to take
I did this to take up
I did this to take up space

god made rivers
god made lakes
god made you but hay!
we all make mistakes

I'm no poet,
I have no fame,
But all the same,
I'll sign my name - Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forget teachers,
Forget class,
Forget me,
And I'll kick your ass!

Remember the trees,
Remember the grass.
Remember me,
As the pain in the ass!

You can fuck the teachers
You can fuck the school
Sorry, but ya can't fuck me
Cuz you just aint that cool

Smokers live and smokers die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed
fuck the world and smoke some weed

If time is a waste of life,
and life is a waste of time.
Then lets get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Party Hearty, Rock-n-Roll
Drink a Keg, and Smoke a Bowl
Those preps they think their so cool,
Well fuck them all Cause Stoners RULE

If at first you don't succeed,
Fuck the world and smoke some weed

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

The guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says the hell with you
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber wouldnt have torn

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

My first time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I

Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Spread your legs,
And give me an hour

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