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- You're so poor that when you take a bath it becomes a family thing!

- You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.

- Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came outside.

- Your mama's so old, her dreams are in black and white!

- Your ass is so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear it.

- Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

- Your mama's so stupid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to the roof.

- What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!

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