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| Hit it Froggy (sorry its the only one we could get to sing it) |
Not a long time ago
in place not far away
boo-boo was under an attack
And i thought me and potsey-gon fin
could talk the federation into
maybe cutting then a little slack
But there response it didn't thrill us
they locked the door and tried to kill us
but we escaped from that gas
then met Jar-bar and boss gas
we took a banjo from the seen
and we went to bead to see the queen
we all wound up at mos Icpa
oh my my this here Fonzey guy
maybe fader some day later now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his hair gel goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a zedi
soon im gonna be a zedi
O did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave
but he could use the source they say
Ahh, do you see him spitting on the queen
though he is cool and shes a fool
yeah shes probably gonna slap him some day
well i know he built c-freakio
and i've heard how fast his cycle could go
And we were broke its true
so we made a wager two
he was a prepubescent ridin ace
and the minute babba started off that race
well i knewwho would win first place
oh yes it was our boy
we started singin my my this here fonzey guy
maybe fader some day later know he's just a small fry
he left his home and kissed his hair gel good bye
sayin soon im gonna be a zedi
soon im gonna be zedi
we finally got to scoruscant
the zedi council we knew we would want
to see how good the boy could be
so we took him there and we told the tale
how his midi-florian were off the scale
and he might fullfil that prophecy
o the council was impressed of course
could he bring balance to the source
they interviewed the kid
o training they forbid
because soda sensed in him much beer
and potsey-gon said listen here
just stick it in your hairy ear
i still will teach this boy
He was singin my my this here fonzey guy
mabye fader some day later now he's just a small fry
he left his home and kissed his hair gel good bye
sayin soon im gonna be a zedi
soon im gonna be a zedi
We caught a ride back to boo-boo
cause the queen wanted to
i frankly would have liked to stay
we all fought in this epic war
and it wasnt long at all before
the little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
and in the end some gunmans died
some ships blew up and some pilots fryed
a lot of folks were the carpool droids were broken
and the zedi i admired most met up with darthmold and know hes a nerd
well im still cool and hes a dork
i guess ill train this boy
and i was singin my my this here fonzey guy
maybe fader some day later now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed his hair gel goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a zediiiiiiiiiiiii
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