The plan went like this:
The gunmans and a bunch of bounty hunters hired by the Boo-boos were going to distract the droid army while the group that included the Zedis, Fonzey, Boo-boo soldiers and pilots, and Combustion soldiers. Also, tons of droids. The soldiers and Zedi, and even the Queen(Finally Her Bratyness got off her butt and saved a world or something useful)would clear a path for the pilots, who would go to some B-1 Boo-boo fighters and take off and destroy the ships surrounding the planet. The soldiers, Zedi, and Queen would try to capture the Evil Aliens before they could realize they were in trouble and take off in a ship.
''That's all there is to it!''Boss Gas said.
''Ah, Boss-en, what about dis Fonzwey? Hey not fighting, I guess-en...'' Jar Bar said.
''Uhh... Usen as bait-en? Suprise some droid-en!''
''No!''
''Well, give mesa one good reason. One cooked kid won't be matter-en.''
''He's kinda important so that the Fonzey Wars saga can go on, Boss.'' Potsey said.
''Oh. Do I get a part in it?''
''Well- um, yeah...!'' Richie lied.
''Good, he should live-a.''
''Alright, let's go!''
THE BOO-BOO VALLEY BATTLE:
The droids didn't know the gunmans or bounty hunters were coming, but a ton of them were in the valley for a reason or two.
Then the good guys appeared, with a sheild and all. Jar Bar became a general(Part of it was drafting by Boss Gas, the other, money slipped from the Fonz to Boss Gas so Jar Bar could... get freaked, I guess. Well, the armies met in the middle of the Valley. Then the droids started to shoot, but nothing happened because of the sheild the gunmans put up. But they kept shooting and the sheild broke.
By now, Jar Bar was praying and was telling Boss Gas that he must be excused from the battle because,''Mesa need go to potty.''
Nope, it didn't work, in case you needed to know.
A lot of gunmans and hunters were being blown to pieces, and I mean that. There was only half the army left.
Then Boss Gas farted on the droids. It'd kill any living thing in a second flat, but the droids weren't living(Technically). So they lived. Then the Boss smiled and pulled out a flame-blaster and shot a flame into the army.
Now, if you know anything from cartoons or science classes(Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna teach you anything boring)well, here's what I say:
Lots of Gas + Fire = Deadly, smelly, messy, explosion.
''So, that takes-a care-a droids. Hah hah hah.'' Boss Gas laughed. Only a few droids were left, and they were in trouble. The battle in the valley was over.
See Episode 1 part 11
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