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URBAN LEGENDS
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| 1. A Detroit woman lived alone with her collie. On her 30th birthday, some of her friends snuck into her house to throw her a surprise party when she came home from work. They all hid in the basement, and kept the collie downstairs with them. They heard the woman come home and move around the house a bit. Then she called for her dog, and the collie began to bark from the basement. The friends opened the basement door, but THEY got the surprise: the woman was naked, and covered in peanut butter! (One part of her anatomy was particularly peanut-buttered, at least according to my vulgar friend.) That night, the woman shot herself, unable to live with the embarrassment. Her suicide, my friend says, is why the story made it into the newspaper. 2. See, Tim worked during the day, and Kim worked at night. They would got lonely without anyone else around and decided to get a dog. Tim loved that dog (Molson) and would take him out to the park to run, to go hunting with him, etc... he even sneaked Molson peanut butter (the dog's favorite) despite Kim's objections. But the dog just plain liked Kim better, which really pissed Tim off. Anyway, this one day, as per usual, Tim put Molson in the basement before he left for work so he wouldn't destroy the house before Kim got home from her day. He ran out the door, then remembered that he had promised his buddy at work that he would let him borrow his golf clubs for the weekend. So, Tim went back into the house and edged into the basement to retrieve his clubs and shut the door behind him so Molson wouldn't bolt. While he was getting his clubs, he heard his wife open the door and call out to him, "Baby, you down there? I missed you!" He was just about to answer when Molson leaped up and nearly knocked him over. When he got back on his feet and looked up the basement stairs, he found, to his horror, his wife at the top of the stairs buck naked with peanut butter smeared all over her crotch. Tim filed for divorce. He's a really nice guy. You should meet him. |
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