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| My cousin and his wife lived in Sydney with this huge doberman in a little apartment off Maroubra Rd. One night they went out for dinner and a spot of clubbing. By the time they got home it was late and my cousin was more than a little drunk. They got in the door and were greeted by the dog choking to death in the loungeroom. My cousin just fainted, but his wife rang the vet, who was an old family friend of hers, and got her to agree to meet her at the surgery. The wife drives over and drops off the dog, but decides that she'd better go home and get her hubby into bed. She gets home and finally slaps my cousin into consciousness, but he's still drunk. It takes her almost half an hour to get him up the stairs, and then the phone rings. She's tempted to just leave it, but she decides that it must be important or they wouldn't be ringing that late at night. As soon as she picks up the phone, she hears the vet's voice screaming out: "Thank God I got you in time! Leave the house! Now! No time to explain!" Then the vet hangs up Because she's such an old family friend, the wife trusts her, and so she starts getting the hubby down the stairs and out of the house. By the time they've made it all the way out, the police are outside. They rush up the front stairs past the couple and into the house, but my cousin's wife still doesn't have a clue what's going on. The vet shows up and says, "Have they got him? Have they got him?" "Have they got who?" says the wife, starting to get really pissed off. "Well, I found out what the dog was choking on – it was a human finger." Just then the police drag out a dirty, stubbly man who is bleeding profusely from one hand. "Hey sarge," one of them yells. "We found him in the bedroom."
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