By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he
was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had
completely disappeared.
She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank
to dispose of him.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but
forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She is numb from her toes down.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of gas and crashed.
Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you
would like to work her up.
AND here's my all-time favorite--Between you and me, we ought to be
able to get this lady pregnant.