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If a rooster was standing on the very top of a roof of a church . The churches roof is triangular and both sides are equal. If the rooster laid an egg which way would the egg go.
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs
If a red house has red bricks, a blue has blue bricks, what colour bricks does a greenhouse have.
Answer: A Greenhouse is made of glass.
How do you kill a blond.
Answer: You put a scratch & sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
One winter morning a man was found dead in his room. He was lying in a pool of blood that had some water mixed in with it. When detectives came to the scene of the death there was no weapons of any sort in the room, and they knew by proof that nobody else had been in the house. They were stumped. But one detective knew that the man had commited suicide. How did he know?
Answer: The man had commited suicide with an icicle, that's why there was some water close by, because the icicle had
melted.
What do you say when the Statue of Liberty sneezes?
Answer: God bless America. |
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