This interview was shocking to us here at Fistfuck.It was surprising because Vanilla Ice had not died from his crack addiction.We had not heard from him in the past couple of days so we considered him dead,but anyway the subject of this interview is Dean Lykan, Guitarist and backup Vox for the transdimensional asshole punk rockers Me Verse Machine. www.mevsmachine.com
vanillaice69420: yo wanna be interviewed for this site?, i help these two little punkass rocknroll kids with their shitty ass site
GunzAkimb0: cool. i'm down
vanillaice69420: first off, why is your band called me verse machine, not the machine verse I?
vanillaice69420: is this some scheme bought up by some crazy white cracka?
GunzAkimb0: dear fucking god... what a stupid question. i feel like a bitch answerin it, but i don't know... fuckin machine vs I sounds fuckin rediculous... if in some other alternate dimension where people had asses for heads and constantly shoved pancakes into their hole Machine Vs I sounded the cooler of the 2, i'm sure that would have been it
vanillaice69420: werd
GunzAkimb0: what other questions ya got for me
vanillaice69420: what instrument do you b playing for this band? and who are the other white boys in da band?
GunzAkimb0: i try to play the guitar... though i really have no fuckin clue. kraigs good at it, so it covers up whatever i don't get. i also am on backup and alternate vox. kraig plays guitar and lead vox. he's the main songwriter. he's also jewish and has become quite obese in the past few months. steve is a closet homo on bass, and chad plays drums. i think chads the only normal musician in the band.
vanillaice69420: i once tried to play da guitar and do metal but i just got laughed at by some goddamn music "critics"
vanillaice69420: those niggas dont know music
GunzAkimb0: fuck critics. there just fuckin bitches who are bitter that they can't play good themselves and gotta sit there and trash other peoples shit to feel good about themselves
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