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This interview is with Bam Bam Bigelow(dingoesamb)keyboardist of the local industrial metal band adva, www.advanation.com. It is conducted by our favorite resident hip hopper Vanilla Ice,we're not sure its him, but he convinced us because he spoke from the heart

vanillaice69420: yo, i hear you have a band called adva based out of monroe ct, what the hell do you sound like?
DingoesAMB: if satan had a pet dawg, adva would be his barks
vanillaice69420: well i noticed by lookin at the website their b no black people on your site, what in the fuck is up with that and shit?
DingoesAMB: well, although we have played brooklyn and monroe, black people seem not to come out to see us, due to problems in the ghetto..they gotta stay home and kick it, but we do have..2 african american adva followers
vanillaice69420: werd
vanillaice69420: when i stay home and kick it, i smoke crack, do any members of adva smoke crack? if they do have they ever sucked dick for it?
DingoesAMB: we at adva provide quality music in a drug free environment, i cannot speak for the other members 'business transactions' but i can say we are all currently cleaner than hillary clinton's pussy
vanillaice69420: smooth as ice my brutha
DingoesAMB: its like butta baby
vanillaice69420: i listen to shit by dre, pdiddy,lil kim and the d-o- double g, do you think i can get into adva?
DingoesAMB: adva is currently fully occupied, however one position is available for all skin flute players...if you are an accomplished skin flute player please contact me, bryan, at 374-**** and i will setup an audition
vanillaice69420: i will pass that out to my homeboy nasty nate, he pulls that like it aint no thang
DingoesAMB: mad tight yo
vanillaice69420: now this is a really serious question
DingoesAMB: ok
vanillaice69420: have you ever had sex or attempted to have sex with a goldfish?

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