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Terra-

Well if I had to give my Honest opinion, I'd say "TO HELL WITH ALL OF THEM!!!". But thats
just My opinion, nothing anyone else cared about in the past! I do have to give the Dog some
respect. I eat multiple tons of food and slobber everywhere and I still haven't gotten my own show!!!
And he leads those fools on like puppets...I demand to know where he learned to talk!! Velma
knows she runs the show but still she stays passive...Why? Perhaps she has mental problems...No
that can't be it! I'd be running the show if I were her, Psycho or not! Which I'm not let me tell you!
The blasted monsters have it all wrong though! Wear a mask of a person! They'll never suspect you
then!!! You'll just be one of the crowd...he he he. Thats when they should strike, let me tell you a
good episode of that always makes me think of Mog in a new, delicious way. Something about
talking animal gets my tummy a rumblin'.

Shadow-

Well it's a good Idea to go around solving crimes, but where's the pay! They should be getting money
for all the unthinkably stupid things they have to go through! They should just beat the snot out of the
monster I say...just throw a Tack Star at him. That'll solve your damn mystery. Scooby ain't that hot
either. I mean he is obviously the most brilliant dog in the world, why isn't he in some special museum
instead of solving crimes? I wish I had a dog like that...Of course Interceptor could kick his ass any
day.

Gogo-

Let me just say, that I admire Scooby's work. Not his job as a crime solver no...his impressional
skills. He can turn into a 7 eyed octopus in the wink of an eye! How? I don't know! It's ridiculous to
think how a DOG can do such amazing monster imitations. I have worked for years and still cant pull
my skin on my head tight enough to make myself look like George Clooney! Well I suppose that he
has me beat. Except for the fact that I mimic people better than him....he's got the specialty in
monsters, and I got it for people.

Gau-

Everyone knows that Fred has it made with Daphne, and Velma is just waiting to get a peice of the
cake. Ain't much I can say for the man, thats what I'd be doing. I can't say much for Scooby and
Shaggy. They seem to be beyond hope. If it were me I'd move on Velma while she is tryin to find a
man, she'll think you are great no matter what. But she is a smart one so don't try and pull anythin on
her. Scooby needs to find some hot mama! His voice wouldn't crack as much if he'd be gettin some,
just ask me. I'm sure the writers would be fine with Sammi-Doo or Sarah-Doo, but if it were me I'd
start him with the city whore Skanky-Doo. That will get him used to the buisness quick, then he'll
pick up chicks like wild fire....take it from me! Gau know lots of things!

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