Locke's Guide to the FF3 World! - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ff3comedy/Guide_To_the_FF3

1) Death is inevitable, unless you have friends with Phoenix Down on them.
2) Whenever you feel like you can’t go on, just run and the monsters seem to disappear instead of chasing you.
3) If given the choice to go a certain direction, go back and save. Then if you screw up, just reset!
4) There’s always a glitch somewhere, finding it is the trick!
5) Somehow you can go hours upon hours walking in the desert and never break a sweat, let alone need some water!
6) It doesn’t matter how much of the world you are going to save, are saving, or have saved already. You always need to pay storeowners full price.
7) If it isn’t time for you to get somewhere, there will always be a clever way of preventing you from getting there. (conveniently-placed rocks & bodies, guards, impossible to destroy creatures etc.)
8) Chocobo’s are wonderful animals! They never crap! I recommend one!
9) Never worry about Sleep deprivation, a few seconds of that little jingle in a tent will make you fresh as a daisy.
10) When the plot revolves around you getting to one place at one time there is always a way to do it.

And just a question, why is it that only the prison cells seem to be equipped with indoor plumbing! I mean really! What’s the point of wanting to stay out of jail there! 3 meals a day, indoor plumbing, and some freakin’ privacy for crying out loud!!

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