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FAT MAMMA JOKES
Yo Mamma Is So Fat........
that when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean there was no more water.
that she won the prize for biggest pumpkin.
that she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
that I ran around her twice and got lost.
that when they tried to put her in the Guiness Book of World Records it couldn't be published because she took up too many pages.
that when she got pictured on a milk carton she took up all 4 sides.
that when she jumped into the water the whales started singing "We Are Family".
that when China decided to attack the U.S. they couldn't because they couldn't get around your mom.
that when sailors saw her in the water they thought that she was an unidentified island.
that she has more chins than a Hong Kong phine book.
that when she got arrested she couldn't fit in the jail cell so they had to have a whole built to keep her in.
Yo Mamma Is So Ugly........
that the town council changed Halloween to her birthday.
that she has to wear a mask in public.
Yo Mamma's.........
poop smell's so bad that every store she has pooped in went out of business.
nose is so big that when she met Pinoccio, he called her his long lost sister.
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