"STAR WARS DRINKING GAME (TRILOGY)"

Start by bringing out your favorite drink (preferably not alcohol, we wouldn’t want you to pass out on the couch) like a soda or something, and have at least a pitcher of it ready. Pop in your copy of Star Wars:New Hope, and have the other 2 ready. Now, press play, and follow the instructions.

Take a Drink When:

It isn't someone's fault

A bad guy wears black

A good guy wears white

Twice if a good guy wears black

Twice if a bad guy wears white

An ewok dies and they show it dying for five or more minutes

A good guy dies and they show the person dying in less then thirty seconds

Luke hits someone with his lightsaber

Someone is shot

A stormtrooper hits everything BUT the target

Han does something stupid

Chewie gets in the way

A tie fighter blows up

A tie fighter goes spinning

Twice if its Darth Vades ship

Artoo Detoo almost gets destroyed

Luke descovers a long lost relative

Twice if he's known the person for more than a year

Three times if he's had a lightsabre battle with the person

Han tells someone not to tell him the odds

Threepio gets turned off

Threepio gets totally destroyed

Twice if Chewie puts him back together wrong

Someone tries to kill Luke (better get some more soda…)

Leia is almost totally nude for no reason at all

Twice if she is sitting in someones lap at the same time.

You get the point…