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THESE ARE SOME OF THE PICK UP LINES THAT I HEARD THAT ARE KINDA ASSULTING TO SOME PEOPLE!
1) WOULD YOU BE MY LOVE BUFFET SO I COULD LAY YOU ON THE TABLE AND TAKE ONLY WHAT I WANT?
2) CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK OR DO YOU JUST WANT THE MONEY?
3) YOU'RE LEGS ARE LIKE PENUT BUTTER. SMOOTH AND CREAMY AND EASY TO SPREAD.
4) I'M A DOCTOR TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
5) YOUR BOOBEES ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS MY MOMA'S!
6) YOU SMELL JUST LIKE THE LADY AT THE RETIREMENT HOME!
7)YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER HAS THAT SAME DRESS.
8) CAN I LOOK UP YOUR DRESS?
9) DIDN'T I SEE YOU ON A STREET CORNER?
10) LETS PLAY BOWLING. I CAN SHOVE MY FINGERS IN AND THROW YOU IN THE GUTTER.
11) YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME FATTY!
12) HONEY, YOUR LIKE WAL-MART OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY.
13) HEY! IS THAT A WIG?
14) ARE THOSE FAKE?
15) YOUR LIKE RADIO SHACK EVERYTHING I WANT IS TOO EXPENSIVE!
I LOVE THESE PICK UP LINES TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND DON'T FORGET TO SIGN MY QUESTBOOK!!! |
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