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*Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs? *Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. *You smell wet. Let's Party!!! *If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? *HAVe you ever played leap frog naked?? *I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. *I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? *At the office copy machine. "Reproducing?" "Can I help?" *I'm leaving this place..want to cum? *What winks and f*cks like a tiger?" (say this while winking) *Is you father a lumberjack [No why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. *What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper. *Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning *So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers. *You look a little feverish. Luckily I always have an oral thermometer on me. *Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later. *Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size? *Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? *Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives say, "Do you always come when someone fingers you?" *Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit? *Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex? *You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow. *I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on board. *He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? *Are those f*** me eyes, or f*** you eyes? *Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in. *Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again! *You've been a bad boy. Go to my room. *Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sins are forgiven so stick it in. *Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score. *Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em *Don't sweat the petty things... pet the sweaty things! *Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up? *Sex is a killer...wanna die happy? *What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. *I love baseball so take me home baby! *Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true? *Do you like Stove Top stuffing? Great, you can stuff me on your stove top anytime. *Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw. *If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. *My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot. *Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. *Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night. *Hi, I'm a tawdry sl** looking for a good time. *A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pickup line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off. *Have you ever played spank the brunett.....wanna try? *Let's let only latex stand between our love. *Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it! *I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard. *I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case. *I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1. *Hi. I'm horny. *Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got? *Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks *I'm wearing a condom right now. *You look like you need to be moistened. *Boner-city *Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that a**! *Like the look of your crotch. *Whats better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ |
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