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This is my favorite quote.......
GooD GuRlS r rEaLlY bAD gUrLs that R GOOD enough NoT 2 Get Caught
Other Funny Quotes
* If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice
* An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit
* If you need a nickle I'll give you a dime but if you need a man then don't mess with mine
* Few women admit their age, few men act theirs
* Nobody's perfect and I'm a nobody that makes me perfect
* Guys are like parking spaces all the good ones are taken and the others are Handi-capped
* A kiss blown is a kiss wasted a kiss aint a kiss unless it is tasted!
* A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue
* They say milk does a body good.... damn how much milk you've been drinking
* God made elks, god made deers,God made BSB a bunch of QUEERS
* I wasn't kissing him i was kelling his lips a secret.
* if you are naughty go to your room, if you want to be naughty go to mine
* god created men first b/c you always need a rough draft b4 a masterpiece
* if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house
* The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him
* I DON'T THINK I AM HOT ...BUT IT'S WUT UR MAN KEEPS ON TELLING ME!
* never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!
* this day was a total waste of make-up
* dont hate the player.....hang around him so you can get leftovers.....
* I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS
* im not a tease im just a reminder of what u can't have
* *never fight with an ugly person*they have nothing to loose!!*
* Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* i dont need ur attitude i got i of my own
* God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?
* I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*
* Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done
*I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best
* Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, aint been shoppin at the right malls!
* Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together
* if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
* I 'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?
* my mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy!
*This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so SPRINT your way out!!!
*Go find a straw, cuz you suck!
*I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?
*SuRgEoN GeNeRaL WaRniNg*
*fLiRtiN WiT Me MaY LeAd 2ExTrEmE iNFaTuAtiOn *
*& iN SoMe CaSeS UnBeLiEvEaBLe pLeAsUrE*
*ShAkIn My BoOtIe..MoViN mY hIpS MaKiN u DrOoL n LiCk Ya LiPs BeT nO oThA gUrL cAn TeAsE yOu LiKe ThIs
*Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
*i am a fan of talent, not bsb
*¤God Made the land¤*God made the sea ¤*God needed a *PRINCESS*¤So he made *ME*!!!!!
*I'm sure you've heard that behind every great guy there's a great girl...
Well have u heard that behind every great girl is a guy starring at her behind*
*i'M nOt SmiLiN At u !
i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh
*DoNt UpSeT mE iM rUnNiNg OuT oF pLaCeS tO hIdE dA bOdIeS
*sexy, sweet, hard to beat
pretty kewl rule this school
knock um dead with ure looks
were popular and got them hooked
*if it weren't for boys, i'd quit school!
*Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!!
*im not shy i just dont like you
*When all else fails, look cute
*I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!
* I like my guys like I like a basketball one on one, with as little dribbling as possible
*you dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking
*You think your cool
You think your fly
You kick it wit me
And you'll touch the sky
*Im not a toy So Don't play with me!
*I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this
*NO OFFICER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!
*If you really cared, you would leave me alone!
* Girls cheat but we never get caught*
*YOU FALL IN LOVE ONCE, YOU FALL IN LOVE TWICE, THE LAST TIME YOU LEARN THAT BOYS AREN'T NICE
*curiosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!
* BiG GuRLS DoN'T CrY ThEY GeT EvEN*
*When ur X gets over you in da blink of an eye You know it was right to dump him and say Buh Bye
*your envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?
*i belive in angels because I am one!!
*God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?
*i dont need ur attitude i got one of my own
*People Create their own Drama.
*The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.
* hE LuVz mE, He lOvEs mE NOt, I DONT CARE....i aM HoT, No MaKe uP, nO rUlEs, I GoT Da tOoLS, GOT Me?
* Guys are like Boom-a-rangs, u can throw them away, but they always come back!
* it was just a joke, he made it into a big thing, it wasn't supposed to go this far, he thinks he is such a king.
* in some cultures what i do is considered normal
*I dream of being the best
You dream of being better than me
I say to you.....DREAM ON!
*SoMe CaLL Me HoT aNd SwEeT
BuT i CaLL MySeLF uNiQ
AiNt No OnE GoT My TeChNiQ
*I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails
*iF u sAy i cAnT u wOnT, iF u sAy i qUiT u lOsE, iF u sAy i'Ll tRy u mIgHt jUsT wIn bUt u hAvE tHe pOwEr tO cHoOsE
*Act your age and not your shoe size
*Some people are just not mean't to be in your life
*If I'm da princess then who are you???? the joker!
*I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
UNLESS THEY PROVOKE ME!
*I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear
*My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
*if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!
*If women were made to chase men,
dont you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?
*Live your dreams-Its not as hard as it may seem
*I tHoUgHt I cOuLd TrUsT u*U sAiD u WoULdNt LiE*BuT tHeN u RaN oFf W/mY gUy!
*Guys don't say EX, they say NEXT
*If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything
*I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe*
*evryone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film
*SMILE! it scares people...
*Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
*u had betta take some sLEepinG pills baby....cüz the only place üll get me is in ür dreamz!¡!
*Guyz r like roller coasters....they eitha make u sick to ur stomach or give u the time time of your life!-
*I'm SwEeT as HeAvEn, I'm HoT as HeLl, I'm the FiNeSt GuRl, as U can TeLL!!!
*This is an inside joke and ur on the outside!
*You call me dumb, You call me stoopid! Its not my fault i like u, its cupids!!!
-That's allright, that's okay, you're gonna pump my gas someday!!!!-
*i still miss my ex....but my aims improving
*Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
*If YoU dOn'T LiKe WhAt YoU SeE...OoPs...
i fOrGoT EvErYoNe LiKeS wHaT tHeY SeE
If ThEy'Re LoOkInG aT Me!!!!!!!!
*First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!
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