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WARNING: These Pick Up Lines do not always work. In fact they hardly ever work trust me I'm a girl lol! AND BE CAREFUL B/C YOU DON"T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH THESE!
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5) Your daddy must of been a baker. Why? Because you have a nice set of buns!
4) I work at a condom factory want to go to my place and test my product?
3) Pardon me I lost my phone number can I have yours?
2) you say: Hi how do you feel today?
they say: fine
you say: I asked you how you felt not how you look.
1) ( My personal Favorite) Baby I'm no Fred Flinstone but i can make your BED ROCK!
*^*^* These are kinda old and maybe need to be retired*^*^*
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Do your legs hurt b/c you've been running through my mind all day.
%$%$ Others %$%$
You know the word of the day is "legs" how about going to my place and spreading the word.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Hey I heard your ankles are having a party. Why don't you invite you pants to come on down.
My name is Clark Kent let's go strip in a telephone booth.
Hey I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?!
A woman/man ask: Excuse me do you have the time? You say: Do you have the enegry?
I'm a milk man want it in the front or the back?
I bet you a dollar I could kiss you with out touching you. (kiss) Here's a dollar!
!?!?!?!? If you want more pickup lines email me at qutiwithabootie@aol.com !?!?!??!?!?
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