Yo Mamma Jokes - Part 2 - Magazines - http://maxpages.com/ezine2005/Yo_Mamma

Yo'momma so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo'momma so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo'momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo'momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo'momma so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo'momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Yo'momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo'momma so stupid she got locked in Food Mart and half starved.
Yo'momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo'momma so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo'momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo'momma so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo'momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo'momma so stupid she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo'momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo'momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo'momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought manual labor was a Mexican!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought socialism means partying!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo'momma so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo'momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo'momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo'momma so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo'momma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo'momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo'momma so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo'momma so stupid she went swimming to a car pool.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo'momma so stupid she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"

Yo'momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo'momma so ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
Yo'momma so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.
Yo'momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo'momma so ugly a fly wouldn't sit on her.
Yo'momma so ugly even rice krispies won't talk to her!
Yo'momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo'momma so ugly her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo'momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo'momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo'momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo'momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Yo'momma so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
Yo'momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo'momma so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo'momma so ugly she could curdle urine.
Yo'momma so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Yo'momma so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo'momma so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo'momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo'momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo'momma so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo'momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo'momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo'momma so ugly she make my ass pucker.
Yo'momma so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo'momma so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo'momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo'momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo'momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo'momma so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Yo'momma so ugly she won't even play with herself!
Yo'momma so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
Yo'momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo'momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo'momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo'momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo'momma so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Yo'momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo'momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo'momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo'momma so ugly the tide won't even take her out.
Yo'momma so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo'momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo'momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo'momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo'momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo'momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo'momma so ugly they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
Yo'momma so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Yo'momma so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
Yo'momma so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo'momma so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo'momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo'momma so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo'momma so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo'momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo'momma so ugly when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Yo'momma so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
Yo'momma so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
Yo'momma so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!

Alex &Brittany
Brecksville	Ohio	44141
U.S.A
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