Dear Bobula,
I'm deeply,madly in love with 2 women,my MOTHER, and my SISTER. I feel this way because they are two beutiful women who love me the most in this world. Why do people think this is so wrong? Bobula Please Help!
-Yolonda, 11
Dear Yolonda;
What the Hell is wrong with you? Why are you in love with your mother and sister that's disgusting. If you want advice take your problem somewhere else, cuz to me this is a joke.....hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Dear Bobula,
I notice this boy starring at me sometimes, but he hasn't made a move. Do you think he might like me?
-Patty, 13
Dear Patty,
Think about maybe he's starring at your ugly face. I highly doubt he likes you. If he hasn't made a move. If I were you I would work on my looks, so if you want real advice ask someone else. But if you want my opinion Your an ugly tub of lard k?
Dear Bobula,
Last night at my girlfriends house we were playing Strip Poker, with guys and girls. When one of my guy friends took off his boxers, I got really hard. Does this mean I'm gay?
-Billy, 16
Dear Billy,
Why the hell do I care about your boners. Big fat deal you got hard when you saw some guy's thing. Maybe your gay maybe your not. Who the hell knows, and who the hell cares.
Dear Bobula,
I have few friends. Is it because I'm on-line 7 hours a day?
Dermont, 13
Dear Dermont,
Why the F*** are you on-line 7 hours a day? Don't you have any friends, o...that's right your on tha f****** internet all day. To answer your question YES!!!!! GET A LIFE!
Dear Bobula,
I have crabs should I tell my b/f to stop eating me out?
-Boobdina, 16
Dear Boobdina,
What kinda name is Boobdina? Well, anyways your problem is just nasty, maybe your boyfriend will get crabs in his eyebrows. So let him keeping eating you out, you guys can share something special, HAVING CRABS is a special thing to share between 2 people.
Hey Bobula,
About 7 months ago I contracted gonorhea when I had a little "trist" with my boyfriennd's best friend. My bf won't even look at me because I cheated and gave him the "clap" (gonorhea), but the gonorhea thing wasn't my fault, how was I supposed to know he was diseased.
-Bev, 17
Bev,
What kinda slutty gurl are you? First you cheat on your loving bf who's probably too good 4 u anyway; then you give him the clap. You don't need advice you need a chastity belt.
Yo, Bobula,
My husband and I are going through some hard times right now. He has a bad drinking problem and he's physically abusive; especially now that I'm pregnant with his third child. I think he's also sleeping with my best friend? So should I leave him or what?
-Peggi C., 19
Peggi,
There's something wrong with this picture. Your'e 19, hane 2 kids and one en the way, and you are married. Well maybe if you didn't act like a human doormat he wouldn't walk all over you. Either leave or be the pathetic 19 year old mother/wife/doormat that you are.
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