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"2 Angles? I Demand a Recount!"
"I Love Hatchet Wounds"
"Hey Benoit: 1-800-DENTIST"
"Benoit, I Got Your Tooth"
"Foley isn't God, I am!"
"Don't look at my sign" - Raw, 12th March, 2001
"The Rock ate my pie"
"Repo man equals ratings"
"Edge i dont want to know you"
"Hey Benoit, lose something?"
"I bet Goldberg wins"
"What are you talking aboot?"
"Los Conquistodors tienen wieners pequenos" (Los Conquistodors have small wieners)
"lita gives me a hardy"
"NORMAN SMILEY AND SCOTTY 2 HOTTY HAD THE BIG WIGGLE"
"Turners New Nightmare"
"latino cheat!"
"Eddie Guerrero Stole My Chalupa"
"Hurt Ankle"
"Kurt Angle Bangs Men. It's True!! It's True!!"
"HHH - Hunter Has Hemmoroids"
"MAMA-LITA!"
"Bust A Dudley"
"I Ran Over Austin"
"little mama chump"
"VAL VENIS' PERSONAL FLUFFER" (with arrow pointing down)
"I am Bob." "Steve Austin is TNN's Biggest Fan"
"I'm missing 7th Heaven for this?????""Hey Kurt, Take my wife"
"This Chick has big boobs" "What About Raisins? "
"Kanyon banged ddp"
"I called the cat's momma-she sucked"
"Goldberg wants ass" "Fat Drunk Bastard (with arrow pointing down)"
"Undertaker & Angle=American Bad Ass vs. American Dumbass"
"I saw jericho's blood packet fall"
"Stevie Richards works for the PTC"
"It's the year 2000, where's Tekno Team 2000?"
"Kurt Angle, Go back to the Special Olympics!"
"THAT AIN'T ROCK'S COOKING YOU'RE SMELLING --- I JUST FARTED !!"
"Triple H and Trish sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"Engle three Is : Ingnorance, Incompetance, Impotance"
"All of the other signs around me are stupid"
"JR loves POONTANG"
"BLAME CANADA"
"Let's Go Elroy!"
"The Rock don't cook he orders take out"
"Hey Stephanie, how much does it cost"
"Godfather hasn't been pimpin' hoes nation wide here" (in Canada)
"Someone deport Benoit (in Canada)
"it's 9 p.m. on monday, do you know where your remote is?"
"the rock's new catch phrase: WHASSUP"
"russo stole my watch"
"shane douglas: the radical nobody wanted"
"big show funaki"
"if you're on wwf heat, you might be a jobber"
"Got Grapefruits?"
"X-pac has a cameltoe"
"I'm only here because my girlfriend dumped me"
"Am I the only one here who hates The Rock?"
"This beer isn't helping this become interesting at all"
"Light Heavyweight Champion"
Biloxi loves John RockerLook-Alikes: Kurt Angle/John Rocker
"Huge Horny Homo"
"Edge has nice teeth"
"I Love Mullets!"
"The Rock Lies...He's Never Been Here Before"
"Val Venis Isn't In Any Porn Movies I Own"
"Trish Stratus can blow me...a kiss"
"Dean Malenko is Juan Miguel Gonzales"
"Vince Russo sleeps with goats (I have proof)"
"BRING BACK TITO!"
"Jeff Jarrett the chokin' one"
"It's 10:00, do you know where your scissors are?"
"Crack kills"
"This is My Prom"
"Hey, EDDIE, HOW IS IT IN CHYNA?"
"Vince Russo has a mono-brow"
"Terry Funks chickens"
"Wonder who would win between Ahmed Johnson and Big T???
"Tazz sucks here (next sign over)
"Go back to ECW where you kick major ass"
"Bring back Doink and Abe Knuckle-ball Schwartz"
"Vampiro 6:66"
"Triple H is the Gay-me"
"3D='Dose Damn Dudleys"
"I saw the
McMahons on springer the other day"
"Sid sucks as a face"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S YOUR FINAL ANSWER!"
"Eddy Likes Chyna's Low Blows"
"Intensity, Integrity, Intoxicated"
"The Whole F'N Whore"
"Morrison Lives"
"Bradshaw stole my beer money"
"A.P.A 3:16 says we just finished a case"
"Hall-vs-Bradshaw.......Beerfest 2000 main event"
"The 3 I's Saved My Life"
"I parked in handicap!"
"Hogan=ratings for WWF"
"Kurt Anal"
"UFC is fake"
"ECW is REAL"
"If this was ECW, Taz would've squashed this guy last week"
"I came for the dark matches"
"We Need Nicotrel"
"Im missing Nickelodeon for this!"
"Why am I here?"
"Please dont blurr my sign"(seen on Thunder)
"I shower with Ivory"(soap reference)
"Make me a WWF referre"
"WCW:Who's next...to leave?"
"Old Buzzard" (w/ an arrow pointing down)
"All I Smell Is This Guy's Body Odor"
"I Wanna Smell The Rock's Bottom"
"Farooq Took My Beer Money"
"The People's Drunks" "Men's Room" (w/ an arrow pointing to the right)
"We Put The 'M' In Stupid"
"funk was good, but foley was god"
"I got here late can we start over ?"
"I'd Love To Bathe With Ivory"
"Mae Young = Erection"
"Terri Gives Me A Boner"
"Tombstone Stephanie"
"Put Steph in the HO Train"
"Scottie Show Me Your Worm"
"The dog show was SOLD OUT so I came here" (at Nitro)
(RAW)"Has anyone seen my HAND????"
(Nitro) "Can someone switch the Jumbotron to RAW please?"
"I couldnt think of a better sign"
"Eddy Guerrero Stole My Chalupa"
"Hey Cyrus, Jackyl me off!"
"I'm the Dudley Boyz long lost half brother Duh-Duh Dudley."
"I'm going to WCW saturday night"
"I'm a mark for this sign angle"
"Buzzkill should join the Radicals"
"What would kevin sullivan do?"
"Bring back Bruno Sammartino"
"Surge=no ratings"
"Turd Angle"
"Hardy Boyz + Tag Titles = Ratings"
"jarrett can slap deez nuts"
"Rakishi's Ass could swallow a toilet"
"Sexual Adobo!"
"Hunter Humps Hamsters"
"Hey Hogan....I Want TO see Your Puppies!"
"Die Rock Die"
"I Wrote This Sign to Be On TV"
"Juggalo Revolution"
"Luger: Total Geek"
"Hey Slapnuts! It's Miller Time!"
"I Stole the Kid-Cam"
"Foley is STILL God"
"Tammy Lynn Sytch On My Face"
"I Love Camel Toes"
"Why is a low-blow illegal but an Atomic Drop isn't..."
"Kurt Angle is a Recovering Jerichoholic"
"Today's menu: 7 ft. 2 500 lb. JABRONI!"
"Rikishi Phat-Ass-Tu" "
"The People's Milkman"
"Cactus Jack is a Juggalo"
"Hardcore's Boy Elroy!"
"I want my release!"
"Fuck N'Sync, here comes 3Count"
"Sexual Adobo!"
"Bulldogs always do it Doggystyle"
"We want Tugboat!"
"Pikachu could beat X-PAC"
"Crash Does Hardcore Midget Porn"
"Rikishi is the REAL Mr. Ass"
"No one is gonna see my sign"(at Nitro)
"What's on the Dog Show?"(at Nitro)
"Terry Funk is Mae Young's Son"
"WATCH THE DOG SHOW"
"I STILL MISS RALPHUS"
"Where's Silver King?"
"Im taping the dog show"
"My wife wants my lil pony"
"WCW: Would the last employee to leave please turn off the lights..."
"Scott Hall impregnated Mae Young"
"Shane Douglas is the franchise of Burger King"
"I want to see the Kat's nipples" (seen on nitro when ernest miller came out)
"Mike Yyson fears chyna"
"Lane and Idol like to drink thier Surge"
"Rikishi is my dance partner"
"I've been in a men's prison for 10 years......man rikishi looks good"
"Torrie wants some Dicken's Cider"
"Najera = Ratings" (najera is an OU basketball player)
"This End Up" (the guy kept holding it up side down)
"Mae Young we want puppies, not Old Yeller"
"This cameraman sucks"
"Drink more Coke"(Held up on RAW)
"There are too many ugly girls here"
"X-Pac has no X-Package"
"Hey WCW, Sabu is 37 not 73"
"Yo quiero Toxic Hell"
"We came here for the sluts"
"More...beer...not drunk enough to watch this crap"
"Very nice. Now book a match that doesn't suck"
"Is it just me, or did it get boring in here?"(Saw on Nitro)
"Triple H sucks jacks Cactus"
"Rikishi likes pancakes"
"When is the 3count CD Coming?"
"Kane=burnt crisp!"
"You're not the Rock" (seen when Juvi is on the mic)
"Pimpin ain't easy, but she is"
"Butthole"
"Ponch"
"Pin me Kimberly!"
"I went to the 3count concert"
"Finally Rikishi has come back to red lobster"
"Finally......The ROCK has come OUT OF THE CLOSET"
"MARK HENRY IS A NECROPHILIAC"
"BRUISED ASS BILLY GUNN"
"Hey Hebner, Keep it Fair!"
"Bret Hart sez: Sid . . .You Big Stupid Dummy!"
"Bret Hart sez: No . .cus you're senile, you're crazy, and you're senile."
"Three Count Rocks Da Hizouse!"
"Mae young: Playmate of the Year 2000 B.C"
"Is this a house show?" (at thunder)
"My favorite wrestler/snack: Chex-Pac"
"316: The number of wrestling moves done in WWF since starting"
"Hey Rock, stop stealing my lines"
"My sign is giving this show ratings"
"Bradshaw, where's the nearest bar?"
"Road Dogg does Mr.Ass doggy style"
"My sign won sign of the millenium"
"Buh Buh ray is a scholar"
"D'von is my brother and Buh Buh Ray is my sister"
"Austin fears Misawa"
"Edge tried to slip Mae the tougne"
"Gangrel is fat"
"Mankind got lost coming to the ring" "Jr tired to bite me"
"HEY AUSTIN WHOOP MY ASS"
"PETE GAS IS MY HERO"
"hey this is just like melrose place"
Seen on RAW: "My grandmother jobbed to Moolah 50 years ago"
"When did Demolition lose the Tag-Belts?"
"Make Lex Luger wear his Made in the USA trunks again"
"I came here to see the dark matches"
"I spilled my $4.00 Pepsi"
"Hey Roaddogg, your a heel retard"
"Finally the Rock has come back to repeat himself"
"R.T.C. censored my sign"
"I'd rather be in Mae Young"
"Mae Young makes us Hardy boys"
"Stephanie does the suck it to all of DX"
"I gave Terri a facial"(sexual refference)
"I know who Kane is, YOUR MOM!"
"Finally we get on tv"
"BUZZ KILLed his brother's gimmick"
"With the Powers That Be and two hours this is still crap"
"Bret Hart stole my WCW replica belt"
"Why does everybody want the FBI's pizza?"
"Steve Corino is as old school as Pokemon"
"Jericho just copped a feel off Chyna"
"N W Oh god not again"
"Torrie Wilson put me in the tuna-canranna"
"Rey Jr stole my Stereo"
"I wanna see Mae and Moolah in a pudding match"
"Kurt Angle's medals turned my skin green"
"I bet those title belts have chocolate inside"
"My backyard fed is better than WCW"
"Did Turner hire this man after smoking lithium?"
"Watcha gonna do when the Hulkster tries to act cool brother?"
"Crowbar is Kanyon's stunt double"
"Azya is her own Cuntry"
"Shamrock is on Speed"
"Hey Kurt How many licks does it take to get to the center of a chocolate medal?"
"CHAPSON 3:16 SEZ..."
"TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL"
"TRIPLE H MENAGERIE-A-TROIS MAN
"Mae young is in it for the sex"
"Sable is the silicone bomb"
"I Have No Friends"
"See Me Nude! Click Here"
"Put Me On TV" "I'm a Superheavyweight"
"Drop The Chalupa"
"It Doesn't Matter If I'm Drunk"
"Kurt Angle: Go Back To Russia"
"Mae Young broke her dentures biting into some chocolate"
"Kaufman is the real king!"
"Foley 3:socksteen"
"The Rock's vocabulary is lower than the WWF's stock."
"Nash is white-trash"
"Hall is drunk"
"HHH = Jericho's #1 fan"
"HHH and Stephanie aren't really married"
"D-X is nWo 4 life"
"X-Pac needs Weight Gain 2000"
"Lost Puppies"
"Bischoff is booking BattleDome"
"ECW Uses Intel 386's"
"Ricky Martin is a dork"
"Jeff Jarret likes saying Slapnutz, cuz thats what he does to Chyna"
"Rasslin Ain't Fake"
"The Bossman pees sitting down"
"I enjoy the BackStreet Boys"
"Chair! Chair! Chair!"
"The Rock wears $500 shirts and has a $5.00 buzzcut"
"Im not afraid of the poontang"
"X-Pac is it boxers, briefs, or diapers?"
"DNA test show that the Bossman is the big show's daddy"
"Chyna is a man-whore"
"Saturn is cross-eyed"
"Austin fears Bob Saget"
"Was this idea ever used before?"
"Energy drinks taste like monkey piss"
"Married to Stephanie"(Arrows pointing everywhere)
"Stephanie got a Triple H bomb"
"Finally The Rock has shut the hell up"
"We Create Weak gimmicks"(Raw)
"Quick somebody...Flip to Raw"
"TED TURNER BITES PILLOWS"
"Mae Young is Mark Henrys hoe"
"Where is Chris Jericho?" (seen at WCW Mayhem)
"Mae Young works for the godfather"
"Buzzkill is original"
"Sports Century's #1 Athlete=The Rock!"
"Dont Trust Vince"
"Kurt Angle wears fake gold"
"Steve Blackman is color blind"
"I miss the AWA"
"My sign is the only 1 with a catchprase on it"
"Val venis is my dad" (with the 5 signs next to him reading)
"me too"
"Didn't they just do this at a house show?"
"Jesse Ventura: pet detective"
"Miss Elizabeth needs george steele"
"Somebody shut him up"
"Somebody shut her up" (Other side side)
"Test, just say no" (seen at the wedding on RAW)
"2 Much Brahma for yo Momma"
"Where the hell is Ric Flair" (Seen at RAW)
"Finally the Rock has returned to DEEZ NUTS!"
"I never knew Herpes would hurt this bad!"
"JR 3:16 says I'm out of BBQ sauce!"
"Meng raped my sacred cows"
"I could've pooped instead of watching this match"
"Kidman is my paperboy"
"Hey this isn't Nitro!"...when Russo and Ferrera made their first episode
"Hey Hogan,yellow and red are also the colors of McDonalds"
"i'm 1 of the powers that be"
"eric bischoff=mcmahon's new janitor"
"give dusty rhodes more mic time"
"i think he wears a mask now"
"X-pac went from FedEx to DX"
"God"
"Road Dogg eats Alpo"
"World Wide Fudge packers"
"Do you smell what the wok is cookin?"(Chinese man holding sign)
"Konnan!!! Get your ass out of the ring and get back to mowing my lawn!"
"The Rock says too much"
"This match is weak"
"He has a razor in his tights"
"I came here for the NITRO show"(seen at Thunder)
"What! No puppies?"
"Give the Filthy Animals a bath"
"Matt and Jeff are Hardly Boyz"
"Gillberg ran Austin over with the car"
"Kurt NO Angle"
"Goldberg wears women's panties"
"Wal-Mart needs head"
"The camera guy is my dad"
"AMATEUR GYNECOLOGIST"
"It doesn't matter how my crack smells! "
"David Flair stole his look from beavis and butthead"
"JR is gonna open up a can of BBQ sauce on you"
"My mom is the newest nitro girl"
"Test,do us a favor and marry her already"
"ring master 3:16 says......WHO?"
"For the last time Mr. Hogan, your name isn't on the wrestlemania VIP list"
"Wrestlers with numbers in thier name suck"
"Public Enemy eat your hearts out,too cool rules"
"I buy whatever sponsors WWF PPV's"
"Boxing is worked"
"Kurrgan needs a hug"
"Berlyn is the poster child for birth defects"
"It's a shoot!"
"Hey Ms. Kitty, I've got milk"
"Where the fuck is Dudleyville?"
"Buh Buh Ray stole my virginity!"
"Kick 'em in the fuckin' head!"
Bischoff Will Ref For Food WCW Fans Kant Spel I went to Goldbergs Barmitmazva
"WCW Needs The Rock's Cookin"
"Jabroni vs. Roody Poo: Who's the real Trailer Park Trash?"
"When did Austin get fat?"
"I have poop on my shoes"
"Hit him for real!"
"I ate the pootang pie!"
"Finally the Rock has dumped the Sock"
"JUVI: MEXI-MICHAEL JACKSON"
"REY MYSTERIO ES REY FEO"
"My sign: What does everybody want? Ho'z!"
"Other funny sign: Spazz 3:16 says I just whooped my ass!"
Last funny sign: Road Dogg 4:20 says I just stole your blunt"
"The Rock fears new catch phrases"
"i'm kanes speech therapist"
"lenny and lodi have 69 loses"
"i bought a breast implant from tammy"
"I'M G-TV"
"paul wight ate my child"
"jake roberts is still a better wrestler than anyone in WCW"
"what happened to my sign?"
"i hate the security here"
"i'm an indy wrestler"
"bring back kamala"
"has the rock ever been here before?"
"finally the rock has come back to raw......again,and again,and again"
"house shows are the best places to bring signs"
"randy savage can work in my backyard fed"
"debras puppies give 2% milk!"
"i am santa clause"
"Ann Arbor is a Whore!" (Referring to the University of Michigan)
"Saturn slangs bean pies"
"It doesn't matter if Nitro's on"
"I pimp pimps"
"Where Chumps Wrestle"
"The people went to No Mercy, the people went to RAW, and now the people are BROKE!"
"1/3 of mankind's dozens of fans!"
"Finally, the Rock has come back to our crappy little state"
"Nash is a Gash"
"What is Viscera hidding under that black coat?"
"The little weapon Steve Blackman"
"Hit me with your guitar New Jack"
"Hardy's + Terri=Sandwhich"
"Val Venis is a virgin"
"I can beat 73 jobbers"
"Brad Armstrong should call somebody"
"Schiavone is a cuban drug lord"
"Sting lives with his parents"
"Koko B...Where?"
"Buff gets good parking"
"Free agent"(Arrow pointing down at sing holder)
"Clinton needs Atlas security"(reffering to ECW security)
"Will work for X-pac's weed"
"X-pac is a slap bitch"
"Curly bill is the best wrestler ever!"
"Yes2Jobbing"
"It doesn't matter how I know the Rock"
"Vince riggs the ratings"
"REAL DEAL"
"I should invest in cardboard"
"I buffed Bagwells mother"
"Badda bing, Badda bam, Badda bang me"
"Y2J is not Y2k compliant"
"Finally The Rock Has Returned To Wal-Mart"
"Knobbs bobs knobs"
"World Whitetrash Federation"
"It doesnt matter what the Rock says"
"Vicera's the total package and a bag of chips..seriously"
"It's actually Tuesday" (Held up on a Smackdown taping)
"Gangrel Fears Count Chocula"
"WCW: it doesnt matter"
"It burns when I pee"
"macho man randy sewage"
"ITS JUSTIN YOUR MOUTH"---ABOUT ECW JUSTIN INCREDIBLE
"Hell, Fire, and Cobblestone"
"AHMED IS A JOHNSON"
"LETS GO REFS"
"HANKEY 316 SAYS I JUST WHIPED YOUR ASS"
"Debras' Pupies knawed on my wet RAW-hide"
"Dawn Marie gave me crabs"
"Pimpin aint easy. (but neccessary)"
"Hey Rock, take this sign, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up our candy asses!"
"EDGE is coming this way!"
"Crash and Hardcore Holly are the Future of the WWF"
"it doesn't matter what my sign says"
"i'm an unmasked luchadore"
"FIRE HIM"
"shane douglas taught at my school"
"i guarantee vince mcmahon will screw his wife"
"shane mcmahon was adopted"
"austin stole my truck"
"what does your sign say? IT DOESN'T MATTER"
"Hulkster-Im wearing Yellow panties"
"No, I am not a model"
"Im missing RAW" (Raw wasn't even on due to tennis)
"I hope my car is still outside"
"Berlyn is the Blair Witch"
"Hey mom, forget RAW record tennis"
"Applaud if you like my sign"
"Sting owes me a autograph"
"If you read this then send money to East 420 Candy ass lane"
"I have a marker in my pocket"
"Rey rey is gay gay"
"The Revolution...of ECW rejects"
"Tennis influinced me to come here"
"Silly Lodi, Dix are for Chix"
"Midget wrestlers rule"
"Free blow pops"
"Its all fake"
"This guy is rubbing on my leg->" "Boner 24:7"
"Shane O' Mac, King of Hardcore"
"Chyna is a man Baby" (Austin Powers Style)
"Will Y2J effect my downloaded porn?"
"Big Show Has Venis Envy"
"Visceara ate Pepper too"
"The People Next to me Look Like the Mean street Posse"
"Ya Heard Me"
"Shut Up, I Hate You"
"Cornbread: Ain't Nothin' Wrong With That"
"I See Dead People"
"Tennis Sucks" (held up in response to the US Open)
"Wanna Trade Seats?"
"Uh-oh! The Rock is talking in 3rd person again."
"It doesn't matter what my BBQ sauce tastes like!"
"TNN doesn't even need ECW to get better ratings than nitro"
"if you're wearing a t shirt of a wrestler,you must be gay"
"thunder just got the smack down laid on them"
"don't use my sign,it's just cheap cardboard"
"Gillberg stole my gimmick"
"i'm bigger than rey mysterio jr"
"big bossman eats PEPPER-roni"
"don't be a jabronie,eat your rice a roni"
"Someone throw me a free beer like they do for austin"
"Raw is tennis"
"balls mahony stole my chair"
"got contracts?"
"my name is B-B-B-BORING"
"Paul Bearer 316 says get in my belly"
"Get a new towel taz"
"Rehire Ahmed Johnson"
"Eat at Olive Garden"
"Go back to ECW" (saw at NITRO)
"I left Socko in the washer"
"viscera has mic skills"
"Hey big show,show us your puppies"
"Two Words: I Can't Count!"
"Screw The Puppies Show Me The Beaver"
"TENNIS SUCKS"
"My dog drinks toilet water"
"DDP can't count!" ...
"WCW rules over WWF"
"MOVE OVER HALL AND NASH, IT'S VISCERA AND MIDEON."
"AUSTIN IS A BUG-EYED GOAT FUCKER."
"It doesn't matter what my signs says"
"Someones trailor is blocking my car outside!"
"Kane - I'm do for a cleaning"
"Thunder got screwed" from smackdown
"paul bearer is sexy"
"another interview segment?"
"austin 3:16 says i don't put no one over"
"wasn't he in WCW before?"
"gorgeous george is sable's grandaughter"
"Oh now wait a minute, who's this guy?"
"malenko is a mutated dwarf"
"I'm Kane.Oh wait he's right there never mind"
"DDP bangs sheep"
"I Ride in the Hoe-Train's Cabose"
"Genital Warts taste like Coco-Puffs"
"Can Kane fix my tooth?"
"got problems 1-800-THE- ROCK"
"Viscera ate sexual chocolate"
"Hey Undertaker and Kane: Wrestling is Fake!"
"IS NITRO STILL ON?"
"THE BIG SHOW NEEDS NEW TIGHTS"
"The real Big Show is in my pants"
"Jerry the king lawner is so old my dad knew him when he was a prince"
"I'm Dead Sexy" "Who Cut The Cheese?"
"I Peel Potatoes"
"Throw Me A Beer"
"I've Got A Butt Rash"
"Viscera Ate My Other Sign"
"Porn Flakes"
"Lawler Kennels: Free Puppy Watching"
"Ralfus is my I

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