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Age: Only 17
Nick name: Bobby Dazzler
Position: Manager/Defender
Nationality: English / Irish
Clubs supported: Bristol City, Liverpool, Hearts(temporarily)
Favourite Player: Sinama-Pongolle
Worth to the club: Couldn't survive without him
Interesting facts: Everything about him is interesting
Favourite line: Ooooh gash
People most like to punch:
Regrets:
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Age:17
Nickname: The Ragin' Potato
Position: Chairman, Defender/Striker
Nationality: Paddy / Yank
Clubs supported: Leeds, Celtic, Ireland
Favourite Player(s): Robbie Keane, Gordon Strachan,
David Seaman, Larsson, Lee Bowyer
Worth to the club: Give him a chance to shine and he'll blind you
Interesting facts: Enjoys long walks on the beach, he's been likened to an egg he cracks under pressure
Favourite line: Wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh, Oh yeah
People most like to punch: Alan Smith, Usher and Bella(from the tweenies)
Regrets:
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Age: 16
Nickname: Calamity Pat
Position: Goalkeeper
Nationality: English / Irish
Clubs supported: Bristol Rovers (Why Why Why ?)
Favourite player: Ryan Clarke
Worth to the club: Indispensable
Interesting facts: Brought in on a bosman in last years transfer window
Favourite line: Not another one
People most like to punch:
Regrets: Becoming a Keeper
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Age:17
Nickname:Yogurt Face
Position: Defender 9 (until he scores and decides he'd make a better striker!)
Nationality: Italian Stallion
Clubs supported: Middlesborough, Bristol Rovers
Favourite player: Totti, Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink, Mendieta, Nesta
Worth to the club: Constantly being told no man is bigger than the club
Interesting facts: His real name is: James Attilio Sydney Beltrami. It's also been rumoured that there is a Japetto in there somewhere! Plays the accordian
Favourite line: 'ello treacle
People most like to punch: Craig Bellamy and the little girl who dashed the yogurt in his face
Regrets: The game on saterday ruining his boyish goodlooks
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Age: 16
Nickname:The J Man
Position: Defender/Midfielder
Nationality: Irish / Dominican
Clubs supported:Barcelona, Fulham
Favourite player: Ronaldinho, Deco, Inahmoto
Worth to the club:He is the motor in the finely tuned engine
Interesting facts: Watches cartoons in his spare time
Favourite line: No shit sherlock
People most like to punch: David Beckham and Luis Figo
Regrets: Not watching enough cartoons in his childhood
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Age:17
Nickname: Das Bomber
Position: Midfield
Nationality: German
Clubs supported: Germany, Newcastle
Favourite player: Klinsman, Ballack
Worth to the club: He adds a mixture of Scottish and German flair
Interesting facts: He gets the meat sweats
Favourite line: Do I know you?
People most like to punch: Aleggs Smy-Rumsby
Regrets: Wasting his talent for galacticos
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Age: 17
Nick name: Davie 'My Round' Hardin'
Position: Head of PR/Member of the Board
Nationality: English
Clubs supported: Bristol Rovers, Newcastle
Favourite Player: Alan Shearer
Worth to the club: Indespensible, brings in all external revenue
Interesting facts: Swears alot and likes zippy clothes, a Ladykilla, drinks at the wheatsheaf, enjoys a good workout, has good circulation and is a driving mans
Favourite line: Whatcha doing/What's he on about
People most like to punch: George Bush, Ja Rule, Usher, Phil Neville, Emile Heskey, Tim Westwood and any animal rights activist(stamp on their head aswell!!!)
Regrets: The night of December the 21st 2004
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