Richard Jones Age: 16 Nickname: Joners Position: Midfield Nationality: Welsh Clubs supported: Bristol Rovers Favourite player: Agogogogogogogogo Worth to the club: When available, he makes the clock tick Interesting facts: He and Kate are the posh and becks of galacticos Favourite line: Wet thrilla!!!!! Thomas McCarthy Age: 16 Nickname:Pork Scratchings, Shrek, Smoky B, Magav Position: Midfield dynamo Nationality: English / Irish Clubs supported:Liverpool, Bristol Rovers Favourite player: Ryan Williams, Stevie G Worth to the club: Useless, has been known to get the team free bacon sarnies with extra brown sauce Interesting facts: Part time MC, full time Romeo Favourite line: In-bred hick, Atkins out, Richie babes, wet, thrilla, the english legal system states that a man is innocent until proven guilty. John Cox Age: ? Nickname: Coxsie Position: The greedy striker Nationality: English Clubs supported: Liverpool Favourite player: Stevie G, Kieron Martin Worth to the club: On his day can be useful Interesting facts:Likes balls played in from behind (wink, wink) Favourite line:Shut up Kieron! Michael Loughlin Age: 16 Nickname: Rummy/Mr Saterday Night/Iron Mike Position: Left back Nationality: Irish Clubs supported: Liverpool and Stenhousemuir Favourite player: Emile " the donkey " Heskey, Cisse (all the way!) Worth to the club: He hardly ever plays due to personal problems (Glug Glug) Interesting facts: It has been alleged that Mike is a raging alcoholic Favourite line: Walk with kings but never lose the common touch.