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Chapter 1
Setting: Temple of the Ancients

Aeris: Is that...Tseng?
Cloud: Yeah.
Tseng: I've been had. Sephiroth...is inside.
Cloud: SEPHIROTH?!
Tseng: Letting Aeris go was the start of my bad luck.
Aeris: The Promised Land isn't like what you think. I'm not going to help!
Tseng: Here. Take the Keystone. Place it on the alter.
Tseng gives Cloud the Keystone.
Cloud: Let's go!
Cloud, Aeris, and Vincent go into the Temple of the Ancients. It begins to collapse. They get out alive.
Cloud: LOOK! The Black Materia!
Cloud and Aeris go down to get it.
Aeris: You need lots of Spirit Energy in order to use it.
Sephiroth: HA HA HA...
Cloud: Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: I will become one with the planet. Cloud...awaken!
Cloud begins to be controlled by Sephiroth. Cloud gave the Black Materia to Sephiroth.
Aeris: Wait. Do you hear something?
Vincent: Look up!
A figure leaps into the air and lands on the ground. The figure holds up a gun.
Sephiroth: What is this?
????: I'll be taking that materia now! That's all I want.
Sephiroth: Do you even know who you are dealing with?
????: No, but I can really care less. All I want is the materia.
Aeris: Who are you?
????: Lara. Lara Croft.
Aeris: Lara Croft?
Lara: That's my name. Don't wear it out! Now, give it to me!
Sephiroth: So long.
Sephiroth flies away.
Cloud: Crap. Sephiroth has the Black Materia.
Lara: And I'm going to get it.
Aeris: Why do you want it?
Lara: It holds a great power.
Aeris: I see. Well, could you come with us? Since you are wanting this materia, you can help us.
Lara: Sounds good to me.
Lara Croft joins the group.

Chapter 2
Setting: London

Aeris: WOW! I LOVE this house of yours.
Lara: It's nice isn't it? Watch this!
Lara pushes a button by the main enterance. It opens up a door opposite from it.
Lara: Go on in.
Everyone walks in. They see her collection of artifacts.
Cloud: Did you find all of these?
Lara: Yes. That's the Scion from the lost City of Atlantis, the Dagger of Xian from China, and the artifacts linking to a meteorite in Antarctica.
Aeris: Amazing.
Yuffie: I like this place.
Lara: Glad you are enjoying it.
Vincent: Now I can see why you want the Black Materia. You literally make a career looking for stuff like that.
Lara: Sorta.
Jeeves: Tea anyone?
Lara: This is my butler, Jeeves.
Yuffie: You even have a butler?!
Lara: Yep. I was born rich.
Tifa: WOW!
Jeeves: Here's some tea for you Miss Croft.
Lara: Thanks. Wait a minute. Why do you have a machine gun on the tray.
Jeeves: Good-bye!
Jeeves begins to shoot everyone. Lara runs at him, tackles him, and puts a gun to his head.
Lara: WHo are you working for? Who are you?
Jeeves: OK, OK! My name isn't Jeeves. It's Jimmy.
Lara: Jimmy?
Jimmy: I'm looking for that Black Materia that the man in a black cloak had.
Cloud: Sephiroth. Ask him if he knows where he is.
Lara: Do you know where this man is?
Jimmy: I heard he was going to New York.
Tifa: Where's New York.
Lara: I think I might know where it is!
Lara shoots Jimmy in the head.
Cid: EEEEWE!
Lara: Come on!
Everyone goes to New York.
Cloud: Why did Sephiroth come here?
Lara: Don't know.
Aeris: What's that music?
Lara: Opera?
Everyone follows the music into Carnagie Hall. They see a woman in a red dress singing.
Cloud: I feel that Sephiroth is here.
People begin to burn.
Cid: JESUS!
Barret: What happened?
Everyone leaves until the fire ended.
Lara: Is everyone OK?
Cloud: I think so.
Aeris: Let's look inside!
Everyone renters the room.
Lara: LOOK!
Everyone sees Sephiroth with the actress.
Sephiroth: What is he doing?
Aeris: Is he...teaming up with her?
???: Who are you?
Lara: We're after that man with the actress.
???: Well, since you are here, let me introduce myself, I am Aya Brea.
Lara: Hello Aya.
Aya: I need to see what the heck happened?
Cloud: We'll deal with Sephiroth. You deal with the actress.
Aya: OK.
Everyone goes to them. Cloud and the others talk to Sephiroth.
Cloud: What are you doing?
Sephiroth: She will make a powerful ally.
Lara: You're crazy!
Sephiroth: Am I?
Aya: Who are you?
Actress: Eve.
Aya: Eve?
Eve: Soon, your mitochondria will arrise. The more you use this power, the more you will end up like...me.
Aya: What are you talking about?
Sephiroth: We will be on our way!
Sephiroth and Eve fly away.
Cloud: We were SO close!
Aeris: WOW. Aya you were great.
Cloud: Would you help us?
Aya: Yes. I'll deal with Eve.
Everyone: OK.

Chappter 3
Setting: Ancient Forest

Cloud: So you've been in the Police Force for about half a year?
Aya: Yep.
Yuffie: I wanted to be in the Police Force.
Cid: Sure you did Yuffie.
Yuffie: A little.
Cid: You didn't even know what a Police Force was until now.
Yuffie: Then shoot me dead.
Lara, Aya, Vincent, and Barret bring their guns to her head.
Yuffie: It was a figure of speech!
Aeris hears a rustling noise in a bush.
Aeris: What was that?
Cloud: What was what?
Aeris: That noise.
Aeris hears the noise
Aeris: There it is again!
Cloud: Watch out!
Cloud draws his sword. A little yellow creature jumps from the bush.
Tifa: SSSSSSH! Don't scare it!
Aeris: Hey there, little guy.
Yuffie: BAD!
Yuffie smacks it.
Aeris: Yuffie!
Yuffie: What?
Tifa: Why do you always smack things?
Yuffie: Just look at it!
Rat: Pika pika.
Aeris: What are you?
Rat: Pikachu!
Tifa: I think he said he was a Pikachu.
Aeris: You're a Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika Pika, Pika-CHU!
Cloud: What did he say?
Yuffie: Pika Pika, Pika-CHU!
Cloud: I KNOW THAT!
Aeris: How cute. Let's bring it with us.
Yuffie: WHAT?! NO WAY! We are not bringing that rat with us!
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Pikachu jumps into Yuffie lap.
Pikachu: Pika.
Yuffie: GET IT OFF ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET IT OFF ME!
Pikachu: Pika-chu!
Pikachu accidentaly shocks Yuffie.
Aeris: I think he likes you Yuffie.
Yuffie: If he liked me, than why did he shock me?
Tifa: I think he likes Aeris a lot, but seems attracted to you.
Yuffie: ME?! WHY ME?!
Tifa: I don't know.
Aya: He is cute.
Lara: Very cute. Maybe he can be useful.
Aeris: Pikachu. Want to join us?
Eve: HA HA HA!
Aya: Eve.
Eve: Hello girl.
Aya: What do you want?
Eve: You'll see someday.
Aya: Tell me!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Pikacu runs towards Eve.
Eve: What is that thing?
Pikachu: PIKA-CHUUUUUU!
Pikachu does Thundershock on Eve. Eve is electrified.
Eve: What the h*** is that?
Lara: Come on guys.
Lara, Aya, Vincent, and Barret shoot at Eve.
Eve: Bye.
Eve turns to goo and leaves.
Lara: That thing is useful.
Aeris: Come on Pikacu!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Pikachu joins everyone.

Chapter 4
Setting: Ancient Forest

Aeris: Pikachu. You're so great.
Pikachu: PIKA.
Yuffie: I hate that rat.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Yuffie: AAAAAHHHHH! STOP TURTURING ME!!
Aya: What's the yelling?
Lara: I'm trying to sleep.
Yuffie: That rat won't leave me alone!
Pikachu: Pika.
Aeris: Great job Yuffie. You hurt Pikachu's feelings.
Pikachu: Sniff...sniff...pika.
Yuffie: OK OK! I'm sorry.
Pikachu: Pika-chu!
Aeris: He's happy again.
???? ??????: There he is!
Cloud: Who are you?
The 2 kids say some speach.
??????: Jessie!
?????: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: MEOWTH! That's right.
Everyone: What?
Jessie: WE ARE TEAM ROCKET! But enought of that. Give us that Pikachu!
Pikach: Pika.
Aeris: I WON'T LET YOU HAVE PIKACHU!
Jessie: Well, you'll have to fight then.
Yuffie: He's so dreamy!
Tifa: What? Yuffie? HELLO!
Tifa waves her hand in front of Yuffie's face.
Yuffie: He's soooooo cute!
Tifa: Who?
Yuffie points.
Tifa: The one with the pink hair?
Yuffie: The other one.
Tifa: Oh my god.
Jessie: Go Ekans!
Ekans appears.
Pikachu: PIKA-CHUUUUU!
Pikachu shocks Ekans.
James: Koffing!
Koffing gases the area.
Lara: Whoa.
Aya: What do we do? They're powerful.
Vincent: They're only about 18 years old. We should deal with them.
Jessie: HEY!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAA!
Sephiroth and Eve appear.
Jessie: Who are you?
Sephiroth: I am chosen by the planet.
Eve: Soon the mitochondria will arrise.
Jessie: You didn't answer my question.
Cloud: That's Sephiroth!
Aya: And Eve!
James: Sephiroth. Eve.
EveL How would 2 like to join us.
Jessie: Join? You?
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUU!
Pikachu tries to shock Sephiroth, but he casts Shadow Flare on Pikachu.
Aeris: PIKACHU!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha...
Eve: You cannot stop us!
James: Jessie?
Jessie: ALright! We'll help. But what's in it for us?
Eve: The world will be ours. With only us, you can have all of the Poke`mon in the WORLD!
Jessie and James: All the Poke`mon in the world?!
Jessie: OK.
James: We'll join.
Sephiroth: Excellent.
Aya: No you don't!
Aya begins to shoot at Eve.
Eve: You don't get it do you?
The forest begins to burn.
Cloud: WHOA!
Eve: See you in H***!
Sephiroth, Eve, and Team Rocket leave.
Aeris: RUN!
Everyone begins to leave.
Yuffie: WAIT!
Tifa: Come on Yuffie!
Yuffie: Where is he?
Tifa: Just come on.
Yuffie: But...
Tifa drags Yuffie out of the burning forest. Everyone leaves and Cait Sith summons Leviathan. It puts out the fire.
Cid: Great. 2 more people we have to deal with!
Aeris: They are mainly after Pikachu. Don't worry. We'll make sure they won't get you.
Pikachu: PIKA!

Chapter 5
Setting: Icicle Inn

Lara: This place is FREEEEEZING!
Aya: I don't think it is. I'm used to it.
Lara: How can you be used to an Ice Town?
Aya: I dunno. New York is pretty cold.
Lara: It can't be colder then Antarctica!
Cloud: Will you stop with tthe arguing abow this town? If you want to be warm, go somewhere warm.
Lara: OK.
Lara runs into the Inn.
Aeris: This is my hometown. It feels good to be home.
Red XIII: Do you think we will meet Sephiroth, Eve, or Team Rocket here?
Cloud: I'm not sure.
Pikachu: PIKA PIKACHUUU!
Yuffie: AAAAHHHH! Get away from me!
Aeris: Yuffie, be nice to Pikachu. He likes you.
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Yuffie: Uh...what does it want?
Pikachu jumps into Yuffie's arms shivering.
Aeris: Looks like it was cold.
Yuffie: So am I supposed to keep it warm?
Aeris: Looks like a yes.
Yuffie: Dang it.
Yuffie tries to keep Pikachu warm.
Tifa: What do we do now?
Cloud: I don't know.
Everyone thinks of what to do.
Elena: THERE THEY ARE!
Cloud: Crap.
Aya: QWho is she?
Cloud: Elena of the Turks.
Elena: You think you can get away after what you did to Tseng?
Cloud: We didn't kill him. It was Sephiroth.
Elena: Like I'll believe it.
Cait Sith: Cloud, we have to leave.
Cloud: Go get Lara.
Cait Sith leaves to get Lara.
Elena: You can't dodge my punch!
Elena tries to punch Cloud, but he moves to the right and Elena falls down the hill.
Aya: She's odd. Where is she from?
Cloud: The Shinra.
AYa: What's the Shinra?
Cloud: I'll explain later.
Aya: OK.
Everyone leaves Icicle Inn.
Cloud: I think we are lost.
Lara: You sure?
Cloud: I don't recognize this place.
Yuffie: At least I don't have to hold Pikachu anymore. Now he's just following me.
Pikachu: P-I-K-A!
Aya: That sign over there says this place is the Kokiri Forest.
Cid: The what?
Aya: I don't know.
Vincent: LOOK AT THIS!
Everyone looks at what Vincent sees.
Yuffie: It's a god d*** tree Vincent.
Vincent: NOT THAT! THAT!
Everyone looks.
Cloud: What are thiose little lights?
Aeris: They look lie Fairies.
Clou: I thought fairies were fake.
Aeris: I guess not here.
Barret: Yeah A fairy. That's a good story.
Aeris: You think the people here would be carrying Christmas lights with them wherever they go everyday?
Barret: Maybe.
Girl: Excuse me? May I help you?
Tifa: Yeah. Where are we?
Girl: The Kokiri Forest.
Aeris: Who are you?
Girl: My name is Saria.
Cloud: OK...Saria...what are these light thingies around everyone.
Saria: They are the guardian fairies. Everyone has one. Everyone but Link.
Aya: Link?
Saria: He's my best friend. He's the only one here who doesn't have a fairy with them.
Aeris: OH. How do you get one?
Saria: They come from the great Deku Tree.
Yuffie: Is that the tree Vincent was pointing out?
Vincent: I WASN'T POINTING AT THE TREE!
Saria: Yes.
Boy: Hello Saria.
Saria: Hello Link. OH! You have a Guardian fairy with you! I'm so happy. Meet these people.
Link: Hello.
Fairy: Hello. My name is Navi. I was sent to Link. He was chosen by the great Deku Tree.
Yuffie: Not Vincent's tree again.
Vincent: Yuffie...IT'S NOT MY TREE!
Navi: Come! Let us see the Deku Tree.
Link goes to the Deku Tree. An hour later, Link meets up with everyone else.
Link: I have to stop an evil guy from taking over the world.
Cait Sith: Us too.
Link: The Deku Tree mentioned a guy named Sephiroth. I heard he got a new ally named Ganondorf. I have to go after him.
Cloud: Sephiroth.
Link: Since Ganondorf is with Sephiroth, can I join you guys?
Cloud: Sure, I guess.
Yuffie: Great. First we get an adventurer on our side, then an NYPD officer, then a rat, now we have a kid!
Everyone: So.
Yuffie: AHHHHH...FORGET IT!

Chapter 6
Setting: Castle

Yuffie: DUDE!
Tifa: This place is HUGE!
Navi: What do you think it is?
Link: I don't know. we better go take a look.
Everyone walks in and hears a loud laugh.
Cid: Who's that?
????: Who are you people?
Cloud: What the h***? A mushroom?
????: HEY! MY NAME IS TOAD!
Yuffie: OK Fungus Boy, I mean Toad, where are we?
Toad: Princess Peach's castle. Bowser has taken over it. Mario is trying to stop him.
Barret: Let's leave. This is usless.
Everyone begins to leave until the ground begins to shake.
??????: HA HA H AHA! Pathetic little humans, and rat. No one can stop me!
Vincent: Is that Mario?
Toad: No. THAT'S MARIO!
Toad points to Marop who is lying on the ground dead.
Aeris: OH MY GOODNESS! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
Toad: Bowser.
Bowser: HA HA HA HA! Mario is dead. HA HA HA HA HA!
Yuffie: Bummer.
???: Well, well, well, it seems as if I found a new ally.
Aya: EVE!
Eve: Hello Aya. How would you like to meet my new friend?
Link: Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: I've heard of you young Link. You were summoned by this Deku Tree.
Eve: Boswer, how would you like to join us?
Bowser: Sure.
Cloud: UH...RUN!
Everyone runs out of the castle into a forest.
Aeris: Where are we?
Cloud: Away from Bowser and the others.
Lara: We better be careful.
Red XIII: LOOK!
Everyone runs to Red XIII, who is looking at a skeleton.
Vincent: What?
Red XIII: IT's a local villager.
Cait Sith: Uh...guys.
3 skeletons pop from the ground.
Aeris: WHOA!
Pikachu: PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Pikachu does Thundershock on 1 skeleton, and it doesn't work.
Pikachu: Pika.
Lara: Now what?
Everyone watches the skeletons come closer to them. All of a sudden, 1 skeleton falls down. A man attacks the other skeletons.
Cloud: Uh...thanks. Who are you?
Man: My name is Reinhart. I am after Count Dracula.
Aeris: Who?
Reinhart: Count Dracula. He has awoken from his eternal sleep.
Yuffie: Jees.
Tifa: What's up with those skeletons?
Reinhart: I don't kno.
Everyone walks to a door with a crest on it. Reinhart whips it 3 times and the door opens, revealing a large skeleton.
Yuffie: NOT AGAIN!
The large skeleton runs to them. Reinhart tries to attack, but isn't doing to well. A young girl throws magic at the large skeleton and it runs off like a little sissy chicken baby.
Link: Who are you?
Girl: My name is Carrie. Count Dracula awoke and I am going to find him.
Cid: NO WAY!
Carrie: Why? Are you guys trying to get him too?
Cloud: No, but Reinhart is. We're trying to get Sephiroth who has Eve, Ganondorf, Team Rocket, and now Bowser on his side.
Aeris: HEY! Do you think he will also try to get Dracula on his side?
Cloud: Crap.
Carrie: Let's waste no time and go!
Everyone leaves for Dracula's castle.

End of Chapter 6

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